[Flanders]

The Simpsons are dying but I thought I would honor them with my 1000th post.

Ned: Now throughout history, when people get wood, they'll think of Trojans

Ned: If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town

Ned: I think I may be coveting my own wife

Ned: I'm running for the cure.... to homosexuality

Ned: Why me, lord? I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept Kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done every thing the Bible's told me; even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff

Krusty the Clown: I could pull a better cartoon outta my aaa-ha-ha.....hey whoa!, wasn't that great kids?

Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that
other kid, uh... Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow;
make her into a man.
Homer: Aw, she'd never go. She's a vegetarian.
Moe: Oh, geez! Homer, geez! You and Marge ain't cousins, are you?