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Homer - "Ha ha Flanders, made you think your family was dead!"
Lisa - "Dad, you tell everybody everything! Even Moe knew when I threw up on the dentist!"
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Life is just like bowling...you take a 16 pound ball, throw it at an angle down a 60 foot lane, taking into account the slide on the approach, the consistency of the oil pattern on the lane, and...well, actually life isn't even goddamn remotely similiar to bowling.
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