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Homer to Lisa: It's not that I don't understand, it's just that I don't care.
Homer: If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
Lisa: Wow, Dad, you're strong.
Homer: Well, I have been eating more.
Marge: Homer, just where do you think you're going?
Homer: Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you. [Door closes.]
Old gangster (after seeing Homer perform a trick): You have brought great-a joy to this old Italian stereotype.
Jesus, there are so many more.
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"There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it."
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