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Kent Brockman reporting on the crime spree after Springfield decided to turn out all the city lights.
Brockman: Springfield's pro-darkness policy has resulted in a spree of vandalism unmatched since the Detroit Tigers made the playoffs over two centuries ago.
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Despite my screen name, I am not now, nor have I ever been an officer of the law.
"That's a shame...folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy"
-Steven Williams from Better Off Dead
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