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Old 11-08-2005, 06:04 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Homer & Bart (singing in a conga line): "You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! (marge & maggie join them) You don't win friends with salad!"

Later in that episode, as Lisa gets rid of the pig Homer is going to BBQ:

Homer: "LISA NO!" (runs after it w/ Bart, the pig goes through bushes) "It's just a little dirty, it's still good, it's still good)

*pig now ends up in the river*

Homer: "It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good!"

*pig gets shot into the air*

Homer: "It's just a little airborne it's still good! it's still good!"

Bart: "It's gone."

Homer (sad): "I know."

*cut to Mr. Burns & Smithers at the plant*

Mr. Burns: "I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage." (pause) "When Pigs Fly!!" (starts laughing)

*pig flies by window*

Smithers: "Would you be donating that check now, sir?"

Mr. Burns: "I'd still rather not."
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