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Dingleberryexplosion · 11-08-2005, 06:03 PM

Lionel Hutz: Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?
Marge: But it's 9:30 in the morning!
Lionel Hutz: Yeah but... I haven't slept in days. [glug, glug] Last chance! [glug, glug] Ohh yeah!

Lionel Hutz: Now Marge, you've come to the right place. By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey.
[sniff] Better cut down there, Smokey! [laughs]
Marge: Mr. Hutz!
Lionel Hutz: [excited] Look - he's taking another puff!
Marge: Mr. Hutz! This was all a misunderstanding; I didn't mean to take anything. [Lionel disappointedly drops the smoking monkey in a drawer full of identical critters]
Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me, since I kind of ran over his dog.
Marge: Is that True??
Lionel Hutz: Well...replace the words `kind of' with the word `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'.

11-08-2005, 06:03 PM	#35 (permalink)
Dingleberryexplosion RCMB Donor 5,000+ posts Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In an awkward state of mind. Posts: 6,834 Pat Narduzzi	Lionel Hutz: Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch? Marge: But it's 9:30 in the morning! Lionel Hutz: Yeah but... I haven't slept in days. [glug, glug] Last chance! [glug, glug] Ohh yeah! Lionel Hutz: Now Marge, you've come to the right place. By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey. [sniff] Better cut down there, Smokey! [laughs] Marge: Mr. Hutz! Lionel Hutz: [excited] Look - he's taking another puff! Marge: Mr. Hutz! This was all a misunderstanding; I didn't mean to take anything. [Lionel disappointedly drops the smoking monkey in a drawer full of identical critters] Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder. Marge: Is that bad? Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me, since I kind of ran over his dog. Marge: Is that True?? Lionel Hutz: Well...replace the words `kind of' with the word `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'. __________________ --------------------------------------------------- Let's get some of that Saturday Night beaver. XBox Live Gamertag: DarthSparty You think I've got my eyes closed, but I'm lookin' at you the whole f***in' time.