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Bart - "Grampa, didn't you ever wonder why you were getting checks in the mail for doing absolutely nothing?"
Grampa - "I just figured it was because the Democrats were back in power"
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Lisa - " I think it's ironic that a thinner man would have fallen to his death"
Bart - "And I think it's ironic that for once, dad's butt prevented the release of noxious...."
Marge - "Bart!"
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Homer - "Dad, you and your stories. 'Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this lump on my neck is getting bigger. If you don't shape up we're going to put you in a home."
Grampa - "You already put me in a home"
Homer - "Then we're going to put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 minutes"
Grampa - "I'll be good"
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"I believe virtually everything I read, and I beleive that makes me a more selective person than someone who believes nothing" - David St. Hubbins
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