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Homer: Marge, I’m pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers.
Marge: Homer, when we got married, is this how you pictured life?
Homer: Pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Homer: I'm going to tell you three things that will haunt you for the rest of your life. You've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and baldness is hereditarty!
"Look out Itchy, he's Irish!"
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Formerly known as Ned Flanders & Steady Neddy
"This was either done by a genius or a monkey" - Mr. Glass from Curious George
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