[Flanders]

Homer: "When I was your age I really wanted a catchers mit, but my father wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath til I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The Doctor said I might have Brain damage."
Bart: "Ah, Dad. What was the point of that story?"
Homer: "I like stories"

"I have had it with this school Skinner. The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children."

MILHOUSE: Wow, Bart, Laddie is way better than your old dog!
BART: I guess I was the only one who loved him.
MILHOUSE: You got that right. Remember when he ate my goldfish, then you said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why...did I have...the bowl?

Bart: I guess we could go to Martin's party.
Milhouse: I don't know. If we're seen there, it will definitely take
our social standing down a notch.
Bart:We're what now, three?
Milhouse: Three and a half. We get beat up, but we get an explanation.