[AASpartan]

Burns: One more thing....you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers: Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. it was in your glove compartment.
Burns: And the road maps and the ice scraper?
Smithers: There were in there too, sir
Burns: Excellent...it's all falling into place.

Comic Book Guy: These “Bat Pants” have been shredded by the Riddler.
Dry Cleaner Clerk: No, just your ass.
Comic Book Guy: That’s what I call my ass.

Comic Book Guy: Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.