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STSM · 03-18-2007, 12:47 AM

Wanted. A basketball coach who knows how to dance in March. Need to be able to persuade recruits to come to a hellhole. Must be able to turn boys to men. All this needs to be done where you will be fifth fiddle behind football, women's softball, women's field hockey, and hockey.

Please fill out application at Crisler Arena. No phone calls please. EOE.

03-18-2007, 12:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
STSM 2,500+ posts Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Grass Lake, MI Posts: 4,417 Dan Enos	Head Basketball Coach - Location: Ann Arbor Wanted. A basketball coach who knows how to dance in March. Need to be able to persuade recruits to come to a hellhole. Must be able to turn boys to men. All this needs to be done where you will be fifth fiddle behind football, women's softball, women's field hockey, and hockey. Please fill out application at Crisler Arena. No phone calls please. EOE. __________________ 42 Unanswered Points - Coming to a store or a website near you.