Comedian Brian Regan does a whole bit on the toppers. He says the ultimate topper is available only to a select few, "I walked on the moon".
Attack of the "Me Monster":
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"MSU's players would be nervous about their next practice with Dantonio, whom Hoyer called "a scary dictator."" 
2007 Spartan Tailgate 5-on-5 Classic -AARP- 3rd Place
2008 Spartan Tailgate 5-on-5 Classic -Malpractice- Last Place
2009 Spartan Tailgate 5-on-5 Classic -Ben-Gay- Made the playoffs 
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