"I developed a deep respect for the University of Michigan while coaching at Michigan State. I just feel honored to have a opportunity to don the Maize and Blue and coach this team. We all saw what happened the last time I had a team with yellow in its uniforms. **** you, I said its yellow now, Maize died on September 1st. And I think I wolverine is kind of like a tiger. It is if I say it is, that’s all that matters.
“Maybe there is a decent tailor in this town because I am still wearing that same suit I wore when I showed up to the Tuscaloosa ghetto and coached in the Spring Game. I wonder if they will be selling out that bitch next year without me… The year’s Spring game at Michigan Stadium will break Bryant-Denny-Tuberville Stadium’s record, and you can ask those rednecks in Tuscaloosa about how much you can brag to your rival about that. The Wolverine Nation will soon have
something to hang over Ohio State’s head.
“Don’t get your hope up though. Just hope we don’t have to play an SEC team in a bowl, or we will lose. I am a great coach, and my hair has been touched by God, but I am not God. Only God can give a Big 10 school the power to defeat an SEC team. So… any estimates on how long before the Lions fire their coach? Just curious, ****! Don’t act like I am going to leave or something! GO BLUE!”
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