I am thirsty but only have beer in my fridge
Like a true college kid I only have 41 cans of miller lite and a fifth of jager in my fridge but no water or pop.
Extremely thirsty, so should I drink a beer or 5?
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RIP CLK 08/28/1982-06/28/2008. Miss you everyday and love you like a brother!
HERZOG'S WEIGHT TRAINERS
"You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."
-Tom Petty "
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