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Originally Posted by ehs1920
White people love this guy. |
Wayne Brady: BREAK YO-SELF, FOOLS!
Donnell: Oh ****! It's Wayne Brady! Run for your lives!
Cop: Can I see your license?
Wayne Brady: Absolutely.
Cop:
(looks at it laughing) Holy cow you're Wayne Brady.
Wayne Brady: Guilty as charged.
Cop: My mother in law loves you.
Wayne Brady: Well thank you very much. Thank you very much.
(whips out a microphone and sings) the morning I wake up and I put on my makeup I say a little pray for you ooh to get up to get up you'll be in my heart and I will always love you.
Cop: She is not going to believe that this happened!
Wayne Brady: That's cause she's never gonna know about it b!tch!
Cop: What?
(wayne brady snaps his neck)
Wayne Brady: Thank you and good night!
I make
Bryant Gumbel look like
Malcolm X, huh motherfu****?
RIVERSIDE, MOTHERFU****!
This is not an option, ni***. If you do not smoke this we have a problem.