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Originally Posted by KingKongDeuce
If there were no one dollar bill, I could not afford to go to the strip club.  |
I was in Europe once and went to a strip club. Of course we were all wondering "If there are no dollar bills (err, Euro Bills)....how do we give the chicks money? I mean....do they have a coin purse? We sure as hell aren't slipping a 5 Euro note worth 7 dollars into any underwear!"
So we get there and we ask the manager or whoever is taking cover at the door, "So...how do we give the money to the girls while they are dancing? Do they have a coin purse or.....?" The dude stairs at us blank faced. Then says "Just pay them the money after your lap dance." I say, "ya...but what about while they are dancing? What if we don't GET lap dances, yet still wanna slide them a Euro or two?" Dude says "why would you come here if you weren't gonna get lap dances?"
So we shrug and sit down. Needless to say he was right. If you didn't want a lap dance it was useless since they only had a girl dancing on stage for about 5% of the time. The rest of the time they were badgering you about lap dances. They really need to learn how to run a strip club over there.
