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among my favorites .... see my signature line.
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"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl sports such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such."
Marge: "Homer, your work called and they said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday."
Homer: "Woohoo! Four-day weekend!"
"Marge don't discourage the boy, weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel."
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