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BART: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
HOMER: Son, I am proud of you. I was twice your age when I figured that out.
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MILHOUSE: I got my rock tumbler fixed!!!!! lets go let this baby loose on some feldspar
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HOMER: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there.....save me superman
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LISA: I'm studying for the math fair.....if i win i'll get a new protractor.
HOMER: Too bad we don't live on a farm.
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HOMER: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way.
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RALPH: me fail english???? thats unpossible
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HOMER'S BRAIN: Don't you get it? You've gotta use reverse psychology.
HOMER: That sounds too complicated.
HOMER'S BRAIN: OK, don't use reverse psychology.
HOMER: All right, I will!
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BART: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them......as is my understanding...
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“Behold the walls of Sparta: 10000 men and every one a brick.”
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Originally Posted by Timber
Also Alums,
You better all work your asses off this week because what you do on a day to day basis has a much larger affect on the reputation of this university. When an employer looks at my resume, they don't think about riots but rather their current Spartan employees. This is especially true for those that surf a message board all day at work, yeah, you.
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