CadaverBlender » Blog Archive » The Best Way to Sneak Booze into the Kentucky Derby
CadaverBlender is back. Fresh off a trip to the infield for Kentucky Derby 134 we’ve got the best way to ensure all your money goes towards exactas and trifectas and not towards $6 beer and $9 Mint Juleps (though one Julep for the souvenir glass might be worth it). I know you’ve come to expect a list, but really there is only one surefire way to sneak booze into Churchill Downs and thats with the booze sandwich. Click for more including pictures.
Making the booze sandwich is quite easy.
Once the bread is loaded wrap it in a little saran wrap and there you have it, your booze sandwich.
Before heading to the track, load your clear plastic bag with some other food: chips, fruit, and cookies and now you have a complete meal.
