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Homer (while building a grill): English side ruined! Must...use...French instructions! LE GRILLE?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
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Homer (before drinking a beer): Expand my brain, learning juice!
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"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."
-Abraham Lincoln
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