Saw this at the gas station:
We understand that chewing on a snake might not be your idea of a good time. But when you eat this candy, if you close your eyes... and try really hard not to think about what you're eating... it's still pretty revolting.
The Big Fat Hissee Fit is the world's largest gummy snake. Each one is over 36 inches long -- THAT'S THREE FEET of chewy sweet serpent!!!
We don't really know the best way to eat this monstrosity. You can start with the tail, or get right down to business and chomp on the head first. No matter which way you choose, it's a weird sensation. The Gummy Snakes come in assorted colors and flavors. The choice will be ours. But if you buy more than one, we'll see you get an assortment. (Venom not included.)