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Originally Posted by Misterray
What I don't get is: How does he prove to the cops that he lives there? It's not on his ID or any other documents, he has no signed lease, etc.
Can I just call the cops and get access to any house I want just by saying "HEY I live here!"
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that would be excellent.
Cop: This dude says he lives here and you moved all his **** out into the street. Wanna tell me what's going on?
shmooth: Officer - I have never seen that man before. He set up all this stuff here on the curb about an hour before he called you and frankly I am scared to death he is some kind of raving lunatic trying to steal my house.
Deadbeat roommate: "Don't tase me bro! DOn't tase me....ZZZZAAAAPPPPPPP!....YeeeeOuch! arrgh,gurgle, twitch......."
shmooth: Thank you officer, guardian of peace, justice, and the American way.
Cop: No problem citizen - glad to help.