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Originally Posted by Ezekiel P. Jebediah
1. Don't have it in the fall
2. Don't have it on a holiday weekend
3. Make sure it doesn't conflict with a Tiger game in the summer
4. May/June are bad because of Wings playoffs aspects
5. Fridays and Sundays are out
6. Too cold in winter
7. Have it at a place that is convenient for all of your guests. No destination wedding
8. Make sure you keep the ceremony short and sweet - don't want guests to get bored
9. No toasts, don't want to make the guests wait for food
10. No morning/afternoon weddings
11. Make sure a big movie isn't premiering the night of your wedding. You may have some Star Wars geeks/Harry Potter nerds on your guest list.
I could keep going but my wife is calling me.....
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I think what you are trying to say is don't get married.
I totally understand college football and red wing playoffs, but if you skip my wedding to go to one of 162 baseball games played in a season... then you are a DB and I don't want you there.