If you're like me, every time you eat McDonalds, you instantly regret it. Sometimes while you're still eating your food. Which is akin to having sex with a fat chick, and having your buddies walk in on it halfway through.
So, I decided to keep a running diary of my "dining" experience:
Degenerate Diary Presents: Eating at McDonalds | Degenerate Nation
And BTW, eating at McDonalds before a first date = playing with fire.