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What Kind of Meltdown Will tRCMB Experience if (God Forbid) We Lose to WMU?
I propose, given the massive stockpiles of new chedda the board is now generating, that Trevor should implement a new Meltdown system for the board, similar to the DEFCON system used by the military. This could be a simple color and number coded bar at the top of the page, from 5 to 1, just like in WarGames.
MELTCON 5 (green) - No meltdowns in progress or deemed possible in the near future
MELTCON 4 (yellow) - Potential low-level meltdown imminent
MELTCON 3 (orange) - Low-level meltdown in progress (similar to the bball team losing to NU / PSU last year) and potential high level meltdown imminent
MELTCON 2 (red) - High-level meltdown in progress (i.e., football team's loss to CMU this year). Potential full-scale meltdown imminent
MELTCON 1 (white) - Servers in danger of exploding from having to process all of the chicken little posts, calls for coaching changes to HR Pufnstuf and Teddy Ruxpin, and use of the term "Same Old Spartans." Utter mayhem ensues - mods cannot control the natives and poop/nudity posts slip through the cracks.
I am guessing if we lose to WMU the board will be in MELTCON 1.
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Originally Posted by Handbanana
Tom Izzo can do or say anything he wants. He has earned that right. I will support anything he does. I would run over a box of kittens and puppies for that man. It is going to be a sad, horrific day the moment he steps down. I wish people would just STFU and enjoy his coaching and contribution to MSU while he is still here.
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 Dominating press conferences, scUM, and staring at piles of broken cinderblocks since 2007.There's always next year.
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