Fantasy Foursome, who do you pick? - SpartanTailgate.com

40oz's to Freedom · 05-23-2003, 10:37 AM

Just a interesting question.....

Say you could play a complete day of golf with a five-some (including yourself). Your other four could be anyone dead or alive. You'd play golf and then hang out and drink some beers. Who do you pick and why?

Mine would be

1.) Chris Farley - The guy would keep you laughing the whole day, and would be drinking like a ...well... a big fat alcoholic

2.) Snoop Dogg - Also would keep you cracking up, and would be able to hizzle the bizzle pretty decent also.

3.) Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin - they partied hard and would be interesting to meet.

4.) Adam Corolla - One of the funniest guys guys in the world. Would be throwing lines out at you for every short putt, or shanked drive. "Hey do we need your husband to come out here and hit it for you!"

Just missed the cut
Bill Clinton
Norm McDonald
Bill Murray
Chris Rock
Ernie Harwell
My Grandpa

Costa Mesa Sparty · 05-23-2003, 10:38 AM

John, Paul, George, and Ringo.

Lock the thread.

SpartyPB · 05-23-2003, 10:40 AM

I agree on Snoop, Sinatra or Deano. Probably wouldn't pick Corola or Farley though. Hmm....

Fear tFro · 05-23-2003, 10:41 AM

Me, Britney, Jessica Biel, Jenna Jameson, and Penelope Cruz.

Floyd Robertson · 05-23-2003, 10:43 AM

Dammit tKid, you are going to have to fight for a place in line behind me for Jessica Biel. And I thought I was the only one who had a thing for her.

Fletch · 05-23-2003, 10:46 AM

Jesus Christ.

Sincerely,

OldWiseOne

spartaspartan · 05-23-2003, 10:47 AM

me, my right hand, my left hand, my tube sock, and a playboy with Carmen Electra

Fear tFro · 05-23-2003, 10:50 AM

SparTodd, out of sheer boredom waiting for the Spurs-Mavs game to start on Wednesday I watched a terrible movie called "Summer Catch." When I flicked it on, Jessica was walking around the pool in this red bikini. DAMN! I sat through that piece of shiznit movie just to watch her.

Ernest Nzigamasabo · 05-23-2003, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by Costa Mesa Sparty
John, Paul, George, and Ringo.

Lock the thread.

LA_Spartan · 05-23-2003, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by tKid Pimp
Me, Britney, Jessica Biel, Jenna Jameson, and Penelope Cruz.

Your team would suck. Those chicks can't play golf at all.

lp · 05-23-2003, 11:01 AM

A question often posed:

1. My dad's dad
2. My mom's dad
3. JC
4. Muhammad Ali

DB · 05-23-2003, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by LA_Spartan
Your team would suck.

I think that's his point.

tTito · 05-23-2003, 11:26 AM

Who's this?

Philly Spartan · 05-23-2003, 11:36 AM

I thought this was to be a GOLF fivesome. Play golf with the Beatles?!?! You kidding me?

My foursome would include Arnie Palmer, Jan Stephenson, Tony Blair and my son. Substitutes would include Fuzzy Zoeller, George Bush the Elder, Walter Cronkite and Cosmo Kramer.

DB · 05-23-2003, 11:38 AM

Philly, take my advice and play the jacket off the sweater.

Stan

SpartanBone · 05-23-2003, 12:19 PM

Interesting question.

I would have to go with...

1. My Dad
2. Bobby Jones - One of the all-time greats.
3. Sam Snead - The gambling would be endless!
4. Tiger Woods - Because I would like to see him compete with the likes of Jones & Snead.

The one requirement would be we would have to play with the old school equipment from the 30's & 40's because I would love to see Tiger play with the dead ball & hickory shafts to see how he would compete. (The guy would probably still knock it 250-yds!)

Bigdumy · 05-23-2003, 12:40 PM

1. Tom Izzo
2. Magic Johnson
3. Tiger Woods
4. Jack Nicklaus

Spartan Punk · 05-23-2003, 12:47 PM

My other four would be:

1. Abe Lincoln - I bet he would have a nice golf swing.
2. Jud Heathcote - the guy would have me cracking up the whole game.
3. Joey Ramone - I would have liked to party with him.
4. Jenna from latest Survivor - I need someone to pick up my balls.

Peaches · 05-23-2003, 12:48 PM

1. Costa Mesa's Sister
2. Bob Costas
3. Phil Mickelson
4. Simon Cowell

Bremen Spartan · 05-23-2003, 12:50 PM

Laetitia Casta
Ali Landry
Elsa Benitez
Heidi Klum

if I can still golf after this foursome I would really be suprised...

Spartan ForEVR · 05-23-2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by LA_Spartan
Your team would suck. Those chicks can't play golf at all.

SpartyPB · 05-23-2003, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by Eric Cartman
1. Costa Mesa's Sister
2. Bob Costas
3. Phil Mickelson
4. Simon Cowell

:eek:

SpartyGuy92 · 05-23-2003, 11:04 PM

My other four would be:

1) Reese Witherspoon
2) Janet Jackson
3) Kristin Davis
4) Beyonce Knowles

We'd play a strip-skins type game. Also, it would be nice to brag about the fivesome I was in with these four. If pressed for details, I would probably admit that it was just a round of golf.

Really my other four would be:

1) Coach Izzo
2) Barry Sanders
3) Steve Yzerman
4) Tiger Woods (assuming we were playing a scramble) if not - Joe Dumars

Notorious P.A.T. · 05-23-2003, 11:37 PM

Golf blows.

Mac's Bar · 05-24-2003, 12:03 AM

1. Bob Hope
2. Jack Lemmon
3. Peter Jacobsen
4. Jud Heathcote

That would be a solid 5 hours of laughter, not to mention the 19th hole.

I played with Jud at MSU one night when I worked at Forest Akers. I worked as a starter at the West course, and as we closed up for the night, Jud walked up to me and asked if he could get out. He had a season pass, flat fee unlimited golf.

I told him sure, but asked if I could go to my car and grab my clubs and play along. He told me sure, but to hurry, or he would leave me in the dust.

I played 6 holes with Jud, before it got dark. He was a riot. Took a 8 on the first hole, a little trouble getting out of the bunker. On the second tee told me he had a 4 and had honors, even though I had a 5. He had honors.

I let him run the show, and it was a great experience. What you see of Jud is what you get, the man is one of a kind. Will never pass up the opportunity to throw in a one-liner, no matter the situation.

One of my fondest MSU memories. I still have the wrinked scorecard from my back pocket with his signature on the scorers line.