Which ****ty Houston RB Should I Start?

[Dr. Strangelove]

I've been starting the sucktacular Steve Slaton but after his stunning MINUS ONE point performance last week I was able to claim Ryan Moats off the waiver wire.

Thanks to byes I have start one of these ass hats - which one should it be?

[Leave Cousins in!!]

Do you get -2 pts for fumbles?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Originally Posted by Leave Cousins in!!

Do you get -2 pts for fumbles?

Bingo. I think Deadspin put it best today btw:

Why Are So Many Quarterbacks Kicking So Much Ass? Jamboroo, Week 9 - Jamboroo - Deadspin

I hate you, Steve Slaton. I hate you so ****ing much. Where are you from? Levittown, PA? Well, **** that town, too. And **** Immaculate Conception Elementary School, which you attended. Sounds like a ******** school to me. Wikipedia says that, "Until first grade, congestion in his ears rendered Slaton completely deaf at times." Well, I wish you had STAYED deaf, you bastard. So you'd never hear your name called to come into the game and RUIN MY ****ING LIFE WITH YOUR FUMBLING ******ERY. Goddamn no good piece of ****. And I hate you too, Ryan Moats. I know damn well that, even though I got you off waivers, you're never going to duplicate that performance again. ****ing Texans running game. Life is ****.

[The Delta Spartan]

HAHAHA, im in the same boat, Slaton boned me and I picked up Moats...Im effed other than having Cedric Benson

[BrewSwillis]

Moats. The Texans are fed up with Slaton's fumbles. It's Moats job to lose now.

[SpartanInNH]

Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove

Bingo. I think Deadspin put it best today btw:

Why Are So Many Quarterbacks Kicking So Much Ass? Jamboroo, Week 9 - Jamboroo - Deadspin

I hate you, Steve Slaton. I hate you so ****ing much. Where are you from? Levittown, PA? Well, **** that town, too. And **** Immaculate Conception Elementary School, which you attended. Sounds like a ******** school to me. Wikipedia says that, "Until first grade, congestion in his ears rendered Slaton completely deaf at times." Well, I wish you had STAYED deaf, you bastard. So you'd never hear your name called to come into the game and RUIN MY ****ING LIFE WITH YOUR FUMBLING ******ERY. Goddamn no good piece of ****. And I hate you too, Ryan Moats. I know damn well that, even though I got you off waivers, you're never going to duplicate that performance again. ****ing Texans running game. Life is ****.

Well, as long as you're able to keep your perspective.



Well, to answer your question, I couldn't be paid to put Slaton in a game for the next year or so. Moats may not repeat his magic again this week, but he's probably not gonna put the goddamn ball on the carpet, either. Indy is down Bob Sanders and a LB, too, so they may not be as sharp against the run.

Still. Have you thought about picking up Chris Brown?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Originally Posted by SpartanInNH

Still. Have you thought about picking up Chris Brown?

[M J 5]

Look for Jamal Charles, maybe a better play then all of them, I know the Byes have hurt me this week, I picked up Moats and Charles, but with Moats splitting carries with Slaton, I'm playing Charles.

[Bob in Houston]

Moats is starting today.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Started Moats / benched Slaton - they both wound up w/ 8 points in my league.

BTW: Jamal Charles had 6 points

[M J 5]

Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove

Started Moats / benched Slaton - they both wound up w/ 8 points in my league.

BTW: Jamal Charles had 6 points

Ya KC didn't run the ball AT ALL, just let cassel toss it around 39 times.

[SpartanInNH]

Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove

Started Moats / benched Slaton - they both wound up w/ 8 points in my league.

BTW: Jamal Charles had 6 points

WTF?

Not to mention I started Joe Freakin' Flacco over Jay ****ING Cutler this week. Only cost me, oh, FIFTY-SEVEN POINTS...............

[SpartanInNH]

On a positive note, I did ****can LJ weeks ago. Couldn't even tell you who I picked up, but the very dropping did my heart good.