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11-08-2005, 09:58 PM
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MMmmmm...doughnuts.
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11-08-2005, 10:03 PM
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Homer - That dog has a puffy tail!
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11-09-2005, 10:57 PM
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Homer coming into the boxing ring to fight Drederick Tatum to the theme song of "Why Can't We Be Friends"
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal
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Marge : Homer, of all the crazy ideas you've had, this one ranks somewhere in the middle.
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11-10-2005, 01:02 AM
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"Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place
Wiggum: Forget it, thats two blocks away
Lou: Looks like ther's beer coming out of the chimney
Wiggum: I am preceeding on foot, call in a code eight
Lou: We need pretzels, repeat, pretzels"
Another from that great show! After watching Bart get drunk on St. Patty's day! (IMHO, greatest episode ever!!!)
Bart: I am going to Moe's for a beer!
Homer: Wait, I am coming with!
Marge:Wait, nobody is going anywhere!
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11-10-2005, 10:47 AM
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Homer: Marge, I’m pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers.
Marge: Homer, when we got married, is this how you pictured life?
Homer: Pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Homer: I'm going to tell you three things that will haunt you for the rest of your life. You've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and baldness is hereditarty!
"Look out Itchy, he's Irish!"
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11-10-2005, 10:57 AM
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(homer lamenting on his tremendous weight gain....)
homer: "awwww marge, why did you let me get like this?"
marge: "i'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee."
ralph wiggum: "i wanna go live with undeground grandma"
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11-10-2005, 11:02 AM
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Homer: "When I was your age I really wanted a catchers mit, but my father wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath til I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The Doctor said I might have Brain damage."
Bart: "Ah, Dad. What was the point of that story?"
Homer: "I like stories"
"I have had it with this school Skinner. The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children."
MILHOUSE: Wow, Bart, Laddie is way better than your old dog!
BART: I guess I was the only one who loved him.
MILHOUSE: You got that right. Remember when he ate my goldfish, then you said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why...did I have...the bowl?
Bart: I guess we could go to Martin's party.
Milhouse: I don't know. If we're seen there, it will definitely take
our social standing down a notch.
Bart:We're what now, three?
Milhouse: Three and a half. We get beat up, but we get an explanation.
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11-10-2005, 11:16 AM
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Burns: One more thing....you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers: Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. it was in your glove compartment.
Burns: And the road maps and the ice scraper?
Smithers: There were in there too, sir
Burns: Excellent...it's all falling into place.
Comic Book Guy: These “Bat Pants” have been shredded by the Riddler.
Dry Cleaner Clerk: No, just your ass.
Comic Book Guy: That’s what I call my ass.
Comic Book Guy: Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
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11-10-2005, 08:10 PM
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Mr. Burns: "I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! You're off the team!''
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11-10-2005, 08:18 PM
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Homer: I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, i'm drunk! (car starts and squeals off)
Last edited by alfred; 11-10-2005 at 08:20 PM.
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03-10-2008, 07:42 PM
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Moe overheard talking on the phone:
"Yeah, I'd like to order one of your escorts.
To where?
How about Orgasmville?!"
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03-10-2008, 07:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IamMSU
Homer coming into the boxing ring to fight Drederick Tatum to the theme song of "Why Can't We Be Friends"
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal
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Marge : Homer, of all the crazy ideas you've had, this one ranks somewhere in the middle.
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03-10-2008, 11:15 PM
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Moe quotes:
Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'
Ned Flanders: You ugly hate-filled man.
Moe: Hey. I may be ugly and I may be hate-filled but ... uh ... what was that last thing you said?
Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
Moe: People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
Krusty quotes:
"Give a hoot, read a book!"
"Hey baby, isn't it a little hot in here for that cheerleader outfit?"
Krusty: I lost your violin in a poker game.
Sophie: You WHAT?
Krusty: But don't worry, I got you an even better one! (gives instrument to Sophie)
Sophie: This is a UKULELE!
Krusty: Yeah, the thinking man's violin. Check it out. (Grabs it, plays and sings) I wanna go back to my little grass shack in Ke-al-ake-kua, Hawaii.
Sophie: I want my violin.
Krusty: But, honey, I, I...
Sophie: I can't believe you would gamble with something that meant so much to me.
Krusty: Wait. Time out. Four aces is not a gamble
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03-10-2008, 11:42 PM
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among my favorites .... see my signature line.
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"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl sports such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such."
Marge: "Homer, your work called and they said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday."
Homer: "Woohoo! Four-day weekend!"
"Marge don't discourage the boy, weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel."
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03-10-2008, 11:46 PM
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"dinner the perfect break between work and drunk"
from yesterdays epiosde
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03-10-2008, 11:48 PM
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"Hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
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03-10-2008, 11:50 PM
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"weaseling out of things is important to learn, it's what seperates us from the animals....except the weasel."
My personal motto/
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03-10-2008, 11:53 PM
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Scorpio: "There’s the Hammock Hut. That’s on Third. There’s Hammocks ‘R’ Us. That’s on Third, too. You got Put Your Butt There. That’s on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they’re all in the same complex. It’s the Hammock Complex, down on Third."
Homer: "Oh, the Hammock District?"
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03-11-2008, 12:06 AM
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Hello, Mr. Thompson
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03-11-2008, 12:08 AM
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HOMER: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again?
What about bacon?
LISA: No
HOMER: Ham?
LISA: No.
HOMER: Pork chops?
LISA: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
HOMER: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah.............right, Lisa.
A wonderful, magical animal.
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You better all work your asses off this week because what you do on a day to day basis has a much larger affect on the reputation of this university. When an employer looks at my resume, they don't think about riots but rather their current Spartan employees. This is especially true for those that surf a message board all day at work, yeah, you.
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03-11-2008, 12:09 AM
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I love the fantasy he has when the crowd chants his name over and over again, then it cuts to him having his eyes closed, whispering "Homer. Homer." :D
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03-11-2008, 12:18 AM
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BART: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
HOMER: Son, I am proud of you. I was twice your age when I figured that out.
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MILHOUSE: I got my rock tumbler fixed!!!!! lets go let this baby loose on some feldspar
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HOMER: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there.....save me superman
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LISA: I'm studying for the math fair.....if i win i'll get a new protractor.
HOMER: Too bad we don't live on a farm.
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HOMER: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way.
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RALPH: me fail english???? thats unpossible
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HOMER'S BRAIN: Don't you get it? You've gotta use reverse psychology.
HOMER: That sounds too complicated.
HOMER'S BRAIN: OK, don't use reverse psychology.
HOMER: All right, I will!
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BART: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them......as is my understanding...
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“Behold the walls of Sparta: 10000 men and every one a brick.”
Quote:
Originally Posted by Timber
Also Alums,
You better all work your asses off this week because what you do on a day to day basis has a much larger affect on the reputation of this university. When an employer looks at my resume, they don't think about riots but rather their current Spartan employees. This is especially true for those that surf a message board all day at work, yeah, you.
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03-11-2008, 12:19 AM
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Worker in Mr. Burns' grandpa's shop: You can't treat the working man like this! One day we'll form labor unions and fight back! Then we'll get greedy and go too far, and Japanese will eat us alive!
Burns' grandpa: The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!
Burns: If only we had listened to that young boy....
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03-11-2008, 12:29 AM
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Homer: “Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
“How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!
Titania: You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duff Man says a lot of things! Oooh yeah!!!
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.
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05-15-2008, 11:32 PM
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I love the part when Homer is talking to someone, and then halfway through the convo he has a little fantasy in his head with a crowd cheering him on and he's whispering outloud, "Ho-mer. Ho-mer."
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