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11-08-2005, 03:09 PM
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Simpsons quotes
The Simpsons are dying but I thought I would honor them with my 1000th post.
Ned: Now throughout history, when people get wood, they'll think of Trojans
Ned: If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town
Ned: I think I may be coveting my own wife
Ned: I'm running for the cure.... to homosexuality
Ned: Why me, lord? I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept Kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done every thing the Bible's told me; even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff
Krusty the Clown: I could pull a better cartoon outta my aaa-ha-ha.....hey whoa!, wasn't that great kids?
Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that
other kid, uh... Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow;
make her into a man.
Homer: Aw, she'd never go. She's a vegetarian.
Moe: Oh, geez! Homer, geez! You and Marge ain't cousins, are you?
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11-08-2005, 03:21 PM
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"Duff"
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11-08-2005, 03:21 PM
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Look no further than my sig for one of the greatest lines.
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Detroit is the best sports town in America. It blows away New York, Chicago, Boston and Philadelphia. - Jason Whitlock - ESPN.com, 7-11-2005
If you don't demand excellence, you are part of the problem.
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11-08-2005, 03:24 PM
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D'oh.
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11-08-2005, 03:26 PM
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11-08-2005, 03:29 PM
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Homer: To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
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11-08-2005, 03:29 PM
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Can't get enuff of that wonderful Duff
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" I drive truck, break arms and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do and it's what I do best. Being number one is everything. There is no second place. Second sucks." - Bull Hurley - Over The Top
I only drink on three occasions; When I'm happy, when I'm sad, and in-between.
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11-08-2005, 03:32 PM
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Can't get enuff of that wonderful Duff
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Will you bring back your offensive signature, and just credit it to who said it?
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11-08-2005, 03:33 PM
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Homer - "Ha ha Flanders, made you think your family was dead!"
Lisa - "Dad, you tell everybody everything! Even Moe knew when I threw up on the dentist!"
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Life is just like bowling...you take a 16 pound ball, throw it at an angle down a 60 foot lane, taking into account the slide on the approach, the consistency of the oil pattern on the lane, and...well, actually life isn't even goddamn remotely similiar to bowling.
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11-08-2005, 03:34 PM
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Nah. Too many people here really believed that I thought Jews had horns.
Homer - "Look Flanders, can your god do this?"
Ned - "Well actually..."
Homer - "IRREGARDLESS! I am your god now!
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" I drive truck, break arms and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do and it's what I do best. Being number one is everything. There is no second place. Second sucks." - Bull Hurley - Over The Top
I only drink on three occasions; When I'm happy, when I'm sad, and in-between.
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11-08-2005, 03:36 PM
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Homer (to his gun) - "Goodbye, Mr. Blasty. Soon you'll be shooting angels in heaven."
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If you're lame enough to vote, vote for me.
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Respecting your family since 10/21/2007
"First down, b****!" since 2000.
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Barak in '08
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11-08-2005, 03:37 PM
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Excellent simpsons site right here
http://www.capefeare.com/
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11-08-2005, 03:37 PM
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Nah. Too many people here really believed that I thought Jews had horns.
Homer - "Look Flanders, can your god do this?"
Ned - "Well actually..."
Homer - "IRREGARDLESS! I am your god now!
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Did you see the South Park with the floods and then Cartman holding Kyle hostage for the gold that all Jews have stashed in their 'secret necklaces'......Priceless 
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11-08-2005, 03:38 PM
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Ralph Wiggum - "Weeeeeeee, oh, i bent my wookie."
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11-08-2005, 03:38 PM
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Did you see the South Park with the floods and then Cartman holding Kyle hostage for the gold that all Jews have stashed in their 'secret necklaces'......Priceless |
He even knew about he decoy bag of gold Jews carry around their necks!
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Detroit is the best sports town in America. It blows away New York, Chicago, Boston and Philadelphia. - Jason Whitlock - ESPN.com, 7-11-2005
If you don't demand excellence, you are part of the problem.
Pain is nothing but weakness leaving the body. 2008 Stanley Cup Champions
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11-08-2005, 03:39 PM
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He even knew about he decoy bag of gold Jews carry around their necks!
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Yes, it was ^10,000,000
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11-08-2005, 03:41 PM
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Homer to Lisa: It's not that I don't understand, it's just that I don't care.
Homer: If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
Lisa: Wow, Dad, you're strong.
Homer: Well, I have been eating more.
Marge: Homer, just where do you think you're going?
Homer: Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you. [Door closes.]
Old gangster (after seeing Homer perform a trick): You have brought great-a joy to this old Italian stereotype.
Jesus, there are so many more.
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"There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it."
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11-08-2005, 03:44 PM
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I'm not not licking poisonous toads!
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Fainting Goats - 2006 5v5 Classic Champions
Detroit is the best sports town in America. It blows away New York, Chicago, Boston and Philadelphia. - Jason Whitlock - ESPN.com, 7-11-2005
If you don't demand excellence, you are part of the problem.
Pain is nothing but weakness leaving the body. 2008 Stanley Cup Champions
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11-08-2005, 03:45 PM
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Homer: To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
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Amen. 
Ralph: I ate all my caps :pop:
Ralph: ...and when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the best day of my life...
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11-08-2005, 03:46 PM
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Homer : Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?
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Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
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11-08-2005, 03:49 PM
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Ralph: " Go Banana"
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Jehuu is a good college running back...Javon Ringer has super powers.
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11-08-2005, 03:54 PM
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Marge: You killed Zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a Zombie?
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11-08-2005, 04:33 PM
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Kent Brockman reporting on the crime spree after Springfield decided to turn out all the city lights.
Brockman: Springfield's pro-darkness policy has resulted in a spree of vandalism unmatched since the Detroit Tigers made the playoffs over two centuries ago.
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