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11-18-2005, 08:26 AM
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This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
over the line!!!
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11-18-2005, 08:43 AM
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Walter Sobchak: I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as s**t
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Walter Sobchak: don't f***ing roll! Shomer shabbos
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11-18-2005, 08:46 AM
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Dantonio's response: "Well Paul, hold on a second, Paul, hold on a second, because the look I saw on Michigan's faces was 'Oh, no, the Spartans beat us again.'"
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11-18-2005, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by d-worm
Walter Sobchak: I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as s**t
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Walter Sobchak: don't f***ing roll! Shomer shabbos
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Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest ****? What's this bull****? I don't ****in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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11-18-2005, 09:24 AM
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i highly suggest you rent this movie.
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11-18-2005, 09:25 AM
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I'll put that gun up your ass man and pull the trigger until it goes.........click.
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Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy ****** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fu.cking trigger 'til it goes "click."
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11-18-2005, 09:25 AM
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Nice marmot
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11-18-2005, 09:31 AM
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DONNY: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
WALTER: No Donny these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
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11-18-2005, 09:32 AM
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Nice marmot
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Where a bro went to college is going to kick his bros college's ass all over the field this weekend.
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This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies.
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11-18-2005, 09:34 AM
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Calmer than you are dude. Calmer than you are.
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And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be.
All I do is keep the beat... and bad company.
Now all I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme,
Juliet, I'd do the stars with you any time!
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11-18-2005, 09:34 AM
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over the line!!!
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Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: Huh?
Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line that's a foul.
Smokey: Bull****. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: Bull****, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
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Where a bro went to college is going to kick his bros college's ass all over the field this weekend.
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This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies.
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Go Eff
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11-18-2005, 09:34 AM
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I want that shirt, (in guys).
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11-18-2005, 09:40 AM
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dude, hand me the ringer.. chop chop
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11-18-2005, 09:41 AM
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mind if i do a J?
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11-18-2005, 09:43 AM
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Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?
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11-18-2005, 09:44 AM
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(Inside cab: The pleasant song Peaceful Easy Feeling by The Eagles is playing. Dude is holding an icepack to his head. )
DUDE: Jesus, man, can you change the station?
DRIVER: (A large Black man, shown from back seat POV) **** you man! You don't like my ****ing music, get your own ****ing cab!
DUDE: I've had a--
DRIVER: I'll pull over and kick your ass out, man!
DUDE: I've had a rough night, and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man...
DRIVER: That's it! Outta this ****ing cab!
(Driver brings the cab to a screeching halt, steps out, and pulls The Dude out of the back seat, then screeches away just as quickly)
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11-18-2005, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ConWhore™
(Inside cab: The pleasant song Peaceful Easy Feeling by The Eagles is playing. Dude is holding an icepack to his head. )
DUDE: Jesus, man, can you change the station?
DRIVER: (A large Black man, shown from back seat POV) **** you man! You don't like my ****ing music, get your own ****ing cab!
DUDE: I've had a--
DRIVER: I'll pull over and kick your ass out, man!
DUDE: I've had a rough night, and I hate the ****ing Eagles, man...
DRIVER: That's it! Outta this ****ing cab!
(Driver brings the cab to a screeching halt, steps out, and pulls The Dude out of the back seat, then screeches away just as quickly)
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11-18-2005, 09:47 AM
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11-18-2005, 10:13 AM
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11-18-2005, 10:29 AM
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Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even ****ing Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're ****ing Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five ****ing years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her ****ing dog. Going to her ****ing synagogue. You're living in the ****ing past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
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Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the ****ing past!
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11-18-2005, 10:41 AM
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The Dude: We're going to cut your dick off, Larry.
Walter Sobchak: You're killing your father, Larry!
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11-18-2005, 10:44 AM
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I normally wouldn't let people talk to my son like this, but I haven't been doing much lately on account of the health problems....
Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Look, man...
Walter Sobchak: Dude, please? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Just ask him about the car.
Walter Sobchak: Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: Is that your car out front?
Walter Sobchak: Is this your homework, Larry?
The Dude: We know it's his ****ing homework! Where's the ****ing money, you little brat?
Walter Sobchak: Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
The Dude: Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter...
Walter Sobchak: You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.
The Dude: And the ****ing money.
Walter Sobchak: And the ****ing money. And, we know that this is your homework.
The Dude: We're going to cut your dick off, Larry.
Walter Sobchak: You're killing your father, Larry!
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11-18-2005, 12:37 PM
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Brandt can't watch, or he'll have to pay a hundred.
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