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06-21-2007, 10:15 AM
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I was waiting for someone to post this. Totally insane. 
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I swear, the worst thing about religion is that it gives ordinarily good people an excuse to do bad things because they can simply shrug their shoulders and pin the blame on God.
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06-21-2007, 10:41 AM
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#21 Otis Wiley
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Theres a kid coming into my school next year named "Goodluck"
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06-21-2007, 11:00 AM
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#9 Keith Nichol
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Clearly the world has crackheads of all races and nationalities and sometimes they have children...
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06-21-2007, 11:02 AM
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#33 Danny Fortener
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Back in the 70's, my junior high German teacher's given name was Lolli Popps. 
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06-21-2007, 11:04 AM
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#23 Javon Ringer
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this isn't super weird, but my super-republican friends had twins (boy and girl) and named them Jackson and Reagan.
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I actually like Jackson. My son's middle name is Jack. However, the reason behind the names is a little strange. 
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06-21-2007, 11:06 AM
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#23 Javon Ringer
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In Sweden you are required to either pick off of a list of acceptable names or file a petition for a different name with the courts. The Swedes feel that giving you kid a stupid name is a form of child abuse.
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Seriously? I did not know this. Interesting.
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Javon Ringer: 20 TDS, 1548 yds rushing!!!
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06-21-2007, 11:32 AM
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Anyone read Freakonomics? There are some good ones in there, like some twins who are named OrangeJello and LemonJello...pronounced a-RON-zhello and le-MON-zhello
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Awesome book.
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06-21-2007, 11:44 AM
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#29 Chris L. Rucker
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My two favorite I've seen as a teacher are "Cereal" (mom loved cereal) and "Neferteria" (it sounds like a mix between cafeteria and Nefertiti).
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06-21-2007, 12:44 PM
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#9 Jeremy Ware
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I was working registration at the start of my senior year in high school, and one of the incoming freshman girls was named Rotunda. She was big, too -- but I guess with a name like that, you'd kinda feel like you had an obligation.
I once played in a band wih a guy whose name was Harold Butt. He'd get really mad if you called him Harry -- he preferred to be called Hal. So, in effect, he changed his name from 'Hairy Butt' to 'Halibut'. As a result, we nicknamed him Flounder and it stuck. I always wondered what his parents' motivation was. If you're unfortunate enough to have the name Butt, you'd think that you would try to avoid giving your child a first name like Harry, Stinky or Itakeitinda.
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06-21-2007, 01:27 PM
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#25 Blair White
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Originally Posted by durhay
SNL had a great skit on baby names with host Nic Cage. They're discussing names and he's thinking of ways they can be made fun of. They get more and more obscure ("Benjamin?!! Hey, Benjamin Harrison, 23rd president of the United States! Is Montana a state yet?"). Finally, the bell rings and a man announces "I have a package for a Mr. ******* Jones."
Nic answers "It's [as-wee-pay] Jones!"
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I thought that was Kevin Nealon in that skit. Remember that one well.
When my buddy had his baby in Denber they named him (Ethan) and the nurse said "I like that, you won't believe the name of the last baby I just helped deliver." It was pronounced "She-tadd" but was spelled ****head!
As for "lemonjello" and "orangello" my buddy's sister helped deliver them during her residency. She was in shock when the women gave them those names!
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Unlike the markets, past performance is truly a solid indicator of future performance when it comes to the ongoing stupidity spewn by Bullwrinkle on this board.
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06-21-2007, 02:51 PM
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Boy named "Canyon" -- a little different.
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06-21-2007, 05:23 PM
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#43 Eric Gordon
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Twin girls named Kimberly and Bimberly
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06-21-2007, 05:23 PM
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Anfernee 
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06-21-2007, 05:26 PM
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Why do people say "baby names"? wouldn't it just be names? It's not like people get a new name after they're no longer a bably....
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06-21-2007, 05:52 PM
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My lab partner in one of my physics labs at State was named Tasma Hall. She went by Kim.
My neighbor had a baby on Saturday and named her Mia Soleil, but they're going to call her Soleil. Mr. Raider and I were wondering why they just didn't name her Soleil Mia. It hit us at the same time and we both started singing, "O Sole Mio."
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06-21-2007, 05:54 PM
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Years ago, a lady in my wife's Lamaze class was named Lana Kane (they were thinking of naming their baby (if a girl) Candy.
In the service, I actually knew a Lt. Marvel - we couldn't wait for his promotion to Captain.
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06-21-2007, 05:57 PM
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In the service, I actually knew a Lt. Marvel - we couldn't wait for his promotion to Captain.
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When I was in the Air Force I came across a Capt Buttram and a Major Brickhouse. (Maj Brickhouse was female.)
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06-21-2007, 05:57 PM
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#37 Ross Weaver
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you can put "La" in front of any name these days.
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06-21-2007, 06:06 PM
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you can put "La" in front of any name these days. |
If I ever have a boy Im going to name him LaGatorBill
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06-21-2007, 06:11 PM
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DaLegend-My brother in law knew the dad in high school
And all that lemonjello, orangello, female, and male talk is a bunch of crap. I've heard at least ten people tell me that someone they are related to actually delivered these babies. Bull. My guess is, some ******* white nurses couldnt pronounce, or just thought a name sounded crazy that a black woman gave her child and decided to come up with this urban legend.
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