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Dr. Strangelove · 09-07-2007, 05:06 PM

"I developed a deep respect for the University of Michigan while coaching at Michigan State. I just feel honored to have a opportunity to don the Maize and Blue and coach this team. We all saw what happened the last time I had a team with yellow in its uniforms. **** you, I said its yellow now, Maize died on September 1st. And I think I wolverine is kind of like a tiger. It is if I say it is, that’s all that matters.

“Maybe there is a decent tailor in this town because I am still wearing that same suit I wore when I showed up to the Tuscaloosa ghetto and coached in the Spring Game. I wonder if they will be selling out that bitch next year without me… The year’s Spring game at Michigan Stadium will break Bryant-Denny-Tuberville Stadium’s record, and you can ask those rednecks in Tuscaloosa about how much you can brag to your rival about that. The Wolverine Nation will soon have something to hang over Ohio State’s head.

“Don’t get your hope up though. Just hope we don’t have to play an SEC team in a bowl, or we will lose. I am a great coach, and my hair has been touched by God, but I am not God. Only God can give a Big 10 school the power to defeat an SEC team. So… any estimates on how long before the Lions fire their coach? Just curious, ****! Don’t act like I am going to leave or something! GO BLUE!”

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tTito · 09-07-2007, 05:09 PM

Fish1988 · 09-07-2007, 05:10 PM

It wouldn't surprise me.

Bullwrinkle · 09-07-2007, 05:10 PM

I know this story is fake because $aban needs of course to flatly deny he is taking the job first - before he does.

Floyd Robertson · 09-07-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullwrinkle

I know this story is fake because $aban needs of course to flatly deny he is taking the job first - before he does.

Is that before or after Jimmy Sexton denies it

IGGcitable · 09-07-2007, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SparTodd

Is that before or after Jimmy Sexton denies it

First Sexton will float one or more of his OTHER clients -- Miles, Houston Nutt -- for the job, then when the rumor mill heats up, roll $$aban out of the bullpen.

Floyd Robertson · 09-07-2007, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by IGGcitable

First Sexton will float one or more of his OTHER clients -- Miles, Houston Nutt -- for the job, then when the rumor mill heats up, roll $$aban out of the bullpen.

And meanwhile, of course, Teri flies in to A2 to look at housing

Cmdr.Nebula · 09-07-2007, 05:29 PM

I'm sure the $aban $lurpers on this board have dwindled wood after seeing that the thread is a hoax.

SpartanFan81 · 09-07-2007, 05:31 PM

Put Dahlman in!! · 09-07-2007, 05:33 PM

Robbub · 09-07-2007, 05:43 PM

Rather have him at Alabama than at Michigan. The guy knows how to win FB games...

IGGcitable · 09-07-2007, 05:47 PM

Michigan will never shell out SEC-level scratch for its head coach anyway.

Wherever $$aban goes for his next job, the one thing that's certain is, it's going to be for more money.

Despite the fact that $$aban always says "it's not about money," in reality, it's always about money.

Sir Denis Eton-Hogg · 09-07-2007, 05:59 PM

Actually, we should all believe him when he says it is not about the money. His wife on otoh.....

IGGcitable · 09-07-2007, 06:08 PM

According to numerous reports on $$$$aban's contract, the University of Alabama must pay $aban a sum equal to the total value of the contract if either party at any time decides to terminate the contract.

Which means that $$$aban could walk into the office of the president of the University of Alabama tomorrow morning, and say, "I quit; write me a check for $32,000,000."

And also, that he could walk into the office of the president of the University of Alabama on the morning of Jan. 30, 2015 (the day before the contract expires) and say, "I quit; write me a check for $32,000,000."

Yeeaaaaaaaapp, they's sure some shaaaarrp cookies down in Alabammer.

rob · 09-07-2007, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SparTodd

Is that before or after Jimmy Sexton denies it

You want me to ask him?

JonEintheD · 09-07-2007, 06:54 PM

I feel pretty confident that he makes his next move not in NCAA or the NFL, but rather the MLB.

Slim Shaney · 09-07-2007, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RAHorning

I don't believe this.

Neither do I. Even if the amount is guaranteed, the payout is most likely prorated. No one (even in Alabama) is that dumb.

IGGcitable · 09-07-2007, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Slim Shaney

Neither do I. Even if the amount is guaranteed, the payout is most likely prorated. No one (even in Alabama) is that dumb.

What if $$aban/$exton told Alabama, "Put this clause in the contract, or we don't sign?"

Nobody thought the Miami Dolphins would be dumb enough to sign $aban to a contract which allowed him to pursue any other job as long as it wasn't an NFL head coaching job, but they were.

Once you're bent over the chair, you can't worry about your virginity any more.

Plus, Alabama trusts Nicky. He would never do something so mean and nasty to them like break a contract, would he?

Would he?

Would he....... ??? .....???

goState18 · 09-07-2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JonEintheD

I feel pretty confident that he makes his next move not in NCAA or the NFL, but rather the MLB.

To the Yankees?