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Old 09-07-2007, 04:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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“Maybe there is a decent tailor in this town because I am still wearing that same suit I wore when I showed up to the Tuscaloosa ghetto and coached in the Spring Game. I wonder if they will be selling out that bitch next year without me… The year’s Spring game at Michigan Stadium will break Bryant-Denny-Tuberville Stadium’s record, and you can ask those rednecks in Tuscaloosa about how much you can brag to your rival about that. The Wolverine Nation will soon have something to hang over Ohio State’s head.

“Don’t get your hope up though. Just hope we don’t have to play an SEC team in a bowl, or we will lose. I am a great coach, and my hair has been touched by God, but I am not God. Only God can give a Big 10 school the power to defeat an SEC team. So… any estimates on how long before the Lions fire their coach? Just curious, ****! Don’t act like I am going to leave or something! GO BLUE!”


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Old 09-07-2007, 04:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I know this story is fake because $aban needs of course to flatly deny he is taking the job first - before he does.
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I know this story is fake because $aban needs of course to flatly deny he is taking the job first - before he does.
Is that before or after Jimmy Sexton denies it
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Is that before or after Jimmy Sexton denies it
First Sexton will float one or more of his OTHER clients -- Miles, Houston Nutt -- for the job, then when the rumor mill heats up, roll $$aban out of the bullpen.

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Old 09-07-2007, 04:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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First Sexton will float one or more of his OTHER clients -- Miles, Houston Nutt -- for the job, then when the rumor mill heats up, roll $$aban out of the bullpen.

And meanwhile, of course, Teri flies in to A2 to look at housing
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm sure the $aban $lurpers on this board have dwindled wood after seeing that the thread is a hoax.

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Old 09-07-2007, 04:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Michigan will never shell out SEC-level scratch for its head coach anyway.

Wherever $$aban goes for his next job, the one thing that's certain is, it's going to be for more money.

Despite the fact that $$aban always says "it's not about money," in reality, it's always about money.
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2007, 05:08 PM   #14 (permalink)
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According to numerous reports on $$$$aban's contract, the University of Alabama must pay $aban a sum equal to the total value of the contract if either party at any time decides to terminate the contract.

Which means that $$$aban could walk into the office of the president of the University of Alabama tomorrow morning, and say, "I quit; write me a check for $32,000,000."

And also, that he could walk into the office of the president of the University of Alabama on the morning of Jan. 30, 2015 (the day before the contract expires) and say, "I quit; write me a check for $32,000,000."



Yeeaaaaaaaapp, they's sure some shaaaarrp cookies down in Alabammer.
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Old 09-07-2007, 05:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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According to numerous reports on $$$$aban's contract, the University of Alabama must pay $aban a sum equal to the total value of the contract if either party at any time decides to terminate the contract.

Which means that $$$aban could walk into the office of the president of the University of Alabama tomorrow morning, and say, "I quit; write me a check for $32,000,000."

And also, that he could walk into the office of the president of the University of Alabama on the morning of Jan. 30, 2015 (the day before the contract expires) and say, "I quit; write me a check for $32,000,000."



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Is that before or after Jimmy Sexton denies it

You want me to ask him?
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Old 09-07-2007, 05:54 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2007, 06:06 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I don't believe this.
Neither do I. Even if the amount is guaranteed, the payout is most likely prorated. No one (even in Alabama) is that dumb.
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Old 09-07-2007, 07:42 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Neither do I. Even if the amount is guaranteed, the payout is most likely prorated. No one (even in Alabama) is that dumb.

What if $$aban/$exton told Alabama, "Put this clause in the contract, or we don't sign?"

Nobody thought the Miami Dolphins would be dumb enough to sign $aban to a contract which allowed him to pursue any other job as long as it wasn't an NFL head coaching job, but they were.

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Plus, Alabama trusts Nicky. He would never do something so mean and nasty to them like break a contract, would he?

Would he?

Would he....... ??? .....???
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I feel pretty confident that he makes his next move not in NCAA or the NFL, but rather the MLB.
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