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09-10-2007, 09:01 PM
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I wouldn't hit that with YOUR stick.
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I can talk - and probably play - circles around you. STFU, bitch.
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you couldn't talk circles around my dog, let alone me.
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09-10-2007, 09:01 PM
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Well, we have seen pics like that of her before
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Yes, I saw those low res pics, too. Still not high enough quality to get a good opinion. I'm sure there are some amazingly hot women in this world with ugly tacos, but that's why you close your eyes before eating.
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09-10-2007, 09:01 PM
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Same can be applied for 95% of the "hot" women that are lusted over on this site.
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Yeah but most of them still look damn good in "real" life. Just not the flawless goddess good they try and sell.
Spears is just a glorified piece of white trash and she's a hag in "real" life.
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09-10-2007, 09:02 PM
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In that case you wouldn't bother with any of the Hollyweird "babes" because they all use these tricks. Of course you couldn't get the fattest chick in Michigan to sleep with you so I don't think you have to worry about it....................
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Not true. I've rammed it into your mother's fat choad more times than I can count.
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09-10-2007, 09:04 PM
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#14 Brett Swenson
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Originally Posted by Spartamus Prime
Yeah but most of them still look damn good in "real" life. Just not the flawless goddess good they try and sell.
Spears is just a glorified piece of white trash and she's a hag in "real" life.
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Really? You've seen "most of them" in "real life" sans make-up to make that assessment?
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09-10-2007, 09:04 PM
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Really? You've seen "most of them" in "real life" sans make-up to make that assessment?
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Yes.
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09-10-2007, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SpartanJT
Yes, I saw those low res pics, too. Still not high enough quality to get a good opinion. I'm sure there are some amazingly hot women in this world with ugly tacos, but that's why you close your eyes before eating.
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09-10-2007, 09:05 PM
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I am sure you have.  Of course when you open your eyes you are just punching the clown. Again. |
Did I mention how she really likes it when I wear the Bill Clinton mask?
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09-10-2007, 09:06 PM
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Anyone straight male who says they wouldn't still give Britney the poke is lying through their teeth:
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stupid  chicks do not do ANYTHING for me. I also like lower maintainence checks that do not have to put their hair on to go out. There will come a point in your life where that is NOT worth it.
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09-10-2007, 09:07 PM
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Yes.
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Well, ok, that does it. You're the expert then. 
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09-10-2007, 09:07 PM
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Reminds her of your mom I guess.  |
Your mom also likes it when I do my Reagan Alzheimer's impression while I'm giving it to her.
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09-10-2007, 09:09 PM
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Congrats, Roger, you just successfully posted a photo of a woman's ****** without getting banned!
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09-10-2007, 09:10 PM
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Little does she know it isn't an impression.
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You're right, it probably isn't. That's the only way I can bring myself to wake up the next day and go on after I've cemented her butt cheeks together with my spooge the previous night.
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09-10-2007, 09:13 PM
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Hmmmm lets see. Tight fishnet stockings to stuff her fat ass and thighs into to make them look passable. A bra that has more lattuce work to it than the Empire State to keep her saggy ass boobs looking decent, a head like a brillo pad, and a vag that has had more meat pass through it than an Oscar Meyer processing plant........Yeah she's a prize all right, who wouldn't want to hit that?
She's a paunchy, coked out, crazy, has been hag and you can walk from Hubbard to Brody and see hundreds, if not thousands of hotter chicks. Just ****ing accept it and move on.
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09-10-2007, 09:15 PM
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She says you have the smallest unit ever.
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No. That'd be Fred Thompson.
Which, ironically, she really gets off when I leave a picture of him in the bathroom so that she can defecate on it before we do the deed. Kind of weird if you ask me, but she says it REALLY gets her horny. Who am I to argue?
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09-10-2007, 09:15 PM
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The funniest thing about the whole Britney "debate" (if there is one at this point  ) is that now a bunch of hand-wringing simps are going into a song-and-dance, "boo hoo, it's so nasty and cruel and unfair to make snotty comments about her body."
Well, whose goddamn idea was it for her to stuff her cottage-cheese ass and flopping honkers in fishnets, compression panties and a kevlar bra, and prance and dance across the stage on (at least in theory) national TV??
If she didn't want to be judged on her sagging ass and flubbery gut, all she had to do was to put on a pair of pants and maybe a loose shirt or something, and maybe hit the gym for about six more months if she really wanted to parade herself all over the place, but she didn't, so now we get this bull$#$# whining, like we're picking on some poor sweet innocent little girl or something.
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09-10-2007, 09:18 PM
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Wow Prime, you sound like a real charmer!
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09-10-2007, 09:18 PM
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If she didn't want to be judged on her sagging ass and flubbery gut, all she had to do was to put on a pair of pants and maybe a loose shirt or something, and maybe hit the gym for about six more months if she really wanted to parade herself all over the place, but she didn't, so now we get this bull$#$# whining, like we're picking on some poor sweet innocent little girl or something.
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Quit'cher whining about the whiners!
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09-10-2007, 09:20 PM
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Actually you are nobody to argue. |
Well whatever. Good luck shutting me up.
I gotta split so I can go find my Clinton mask, lay out my Fred Thompson picture and practice my Reagan impression before she comes over so she can wake up with a fresh pair of j*zz encrusted butt cheeks to get her day off to a roaring start tomorrow.
Have a good night doing...........well whatever it is you do.
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09-10-2007, 09:20 PM
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Quit'cher whining about the whiners! |
I don't respond to people whining about my whining about people whining. 
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09-10-2007, 09:28 PM
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#25 Blair White
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Do I fantasize about her? No.
Would I hit it? Like an anvil with a sledgehammer!
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09-10-2007, 09:29 PM
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#43 Eric Gordon
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Congrats, Roger, you just successfully posted a photo of a woman's ****** without getting banned! |
Not yet anyways.
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09-10-2007, 09:44 PM
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Hit Britney Spears? Hell, half this board would hit her mom !
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