I'd still "hit" Britney...and so would you...

[The Commish]

Originally Posted by IGGcitable

The funniest thing about the whole Britney "debate" (if there is one at this point ) is that now a bunch of hand-wringing simps are going into a song-and-dance, "boo hoo, it's so nasty and cruel and unfair to make snotty comments about her body."

Well, whose goddamn idea was it for her to stuff her cottage-cheese ass and flopping honkers in fishnets, compression panties and a kevlar bra, and prance and dance across the stage on (at least in theory) national TV??

If she didn't want to be judged on her sagging ass and flubbery gut, all she had to do was to put on a pair of pants and maybe a loose shirt or something, and maybe hit the gym for about six more months if she really wanted to parade herself all over the place, but she didn't, so now we get this bull$#$# whining, like we're picking on some poor sweet innocent little girl or something.

All questions about how good or not good she looks, her "performance" last night really shows how far gone she is mentally. This was supposed to be her big comeback, a chance to show a nationwide audience that "I've gone though some rough times, but I've made it through stronger and ready to go". Instead she gets up there, looks completely drugged, and does a show that William Hung, on a bad day, could easily top.

She might as well just stayed back in her suite and ordered a fifth of Grand Mariner and some jalapeno poppers and watched the show on TV and let the cameras film her doing that and it probably would have helped her career more.

How people can have so much and yet so little never ceases to amaze me.




Of course I could be all wrong and maybe she was off because she was worried about getting home and giving her sons their nightly bottle and tucking them into bed in a timely fashion.

[J T]

Originally Posted by Spartamus Prime

All questions about how good or not good she looks, her "performance" last night really shows how far gone she is mentally. This was supposed to be her big comeback, a chance to show a nationwide audience that "I've gone though some rough times, but I've made it through stronger and ready to go". Instead she gets up there, looks completely drugged, and does a show that William Hung, on a bad day, could easily top.

She might as well just stayed back in her suite and ordered a fifth of Grand Mariner and some jalapeno poppers and watched the show on TV and let the cameras film her doing that and it probably would have helped her career more.

SP, you sound disappointed. Who cares, really? Like I said earlier, she's rich and doesn't need a "come back." Her appearance on Realty TV Video Awards last night will have little to no impact on how much money she's making a year or two from now.

Anyway, she's a nice piece of MILF that a LOT of guys would be happy to get their hands on.

[The Commish]

Originally Posted by SpartanJT

SP, you sound disappointed. Who cares, really? Like I said earlier, she's rich and doesn't need a "come back." Her appearance on Realty TV Video Awards last night will have little to no impact on how much money she's making a year or two from now.

Anyway, she's a nice piece of MILF that a LOT of guys would be happy to get their hands on.

All that money has sure made her life a joy so far.

Not disappointed, far from it, I've never been able to stand her and this impolsion is actually what I predicted 5 years ago.

More fascinated by the dynamics how someone can have so much, yet live an existance that seems to be a living hell and have so little care to do anything to improve it.

[Ralph_Wiggum]

Originally Posted by SpartanJT

Anyway, she's a nice piece of MILF that a LOT of guys would be happy to get their hands on.

[J T]

Originally Posted by Spartamus Prime

All that money has sure made her life a joy so far.

Not disappointed, far from it, I've never been able to stand her and this impolsion is actually what I predicted 5 years ago.

More fascinated by the dynamics how someone can have so much, yet live an existance that seems to be a living hell and have so little care to do anything to improve it.

A "living hell" quite amplified by the media, of course. How does anyone really know what her person life is like? You sound like an expert. Must be from all those women you know who still look hot sans make-up.

[IGGcitable]

Originally Posted by SpartanJT

SP, you sound disappointed. Who cares, really? Like I said earlier, she's rich and doesn't need a "come back." Her appearance on Realty TV Video Awards last night will have little to no impact on how much money she's making a year or two from now.

If she's still alive 10 years from now, I bet you good money Britney Spears is bankrupt, and the kids are living off welfare. Britney Spears doesn't strike me as someone who's probably made a lot of prudent and well-thought-out investment decisions.

[J T]

Originally Posted by IGGcitable

If she's still alive 10 years from now, I bet you good money Britney Spears is bankrupt, and the kids are living off welfare. Britney Spears doesn't strike me as someone who's probably made a lot of prudent and well-thought-out investment decisions.

You may be right, you may be wrong. Who cares, really? She's still a hot MILF.

[The Commish]

Originally Posted by SpartanJT

A "living hell" quite amplified by the media, of course. How does anyone really know what her person life is like? You sound like an expert. Must be from all those women you know who still look hot sans make-up.

Yeah because a woman who freaks out and shaves her head and goes into rehab must be living a fairy tale. Of course I'm sure those were all media creations. Along with the fact that she has thrown her personal life out there for everyone to see for years. I didn't need to know Anna Nicole Smith either to know how ****ed up her life was.

But she's rich so she must be happy according to you. If she ends up dead in the next few years tell me how that worked for her.


Seriously why does what I say bother you so much?

[Floyd Robertson]

Originally Posted by IGGcitable

If she's still alive 10 years from now, I bet you good money Britney Spears is bankrupt, and the kids are living off welfare. Britney Spears doesn't strike me as someone who's probably made a lot of prudent and well-thought-out investment decisions.

You were saying something about her capacity for judgement

[yaya551]

Originally Posted by SparTodd

You were saying something about her capacity for judgement

Dude, he's super hot

[J T]

Originally Posted by Spartamus Prime

Yeah because a woman who freaks out and shaves her head and goes into rehab must be living a fairy tale. Of course I'm sure those were all media creations. Along with the fact that she has thrown her personal life out there for everyone to see for years. I didn't need to know Anna Nicole Smith either to know how ****ed up her life was.
Seriously why does what I say bother you so much?

Wow, you seem quite bothered to go into full detail about why her life is so effed up, as if you cared for some reason. I, on the other hand, are simply enjoying her MILFness. I couldn't care less if she lip synced, tripped when she danced, or didn't make another record. WHO CARES? She's a MILF. Nothing more, nothing less to me.

But she's rich so she must be happy according to you.

Wow, you sure seem to be getting worked up over something I did NOT say. Hmmm...

[Son of Sparty]

Yeah... I would.

I'm so ashamed of myself right now

[The Commish]

Originally Posted by SpartanJT

Wow, you seem quite bothered to go into full detail about why her life is so effed up, as if you cared for some reason. I, on the other hand, are simply enjoying her MILFness. I couldn't care less if she lip synced, tripped when she danced, or didn't make another record. WHO CARES? She's a MILF. Nothing more, nothing less to me.

Wow, you sure seem to be getting worked up over something I did NOT say. Hmmm...

Yawn....good for you, you're a fine American.

Of course without you, I say my original post and boom ,its done. It took someone else to keep this alive as long as it has, so maybe you should look at who got bothered by what.

You're right though I've wasted too much time a couple of people who is are pretty meaningless.....come back when you've got something stronger than getting bent out of shape over some comments I make about some women you'll never come within light years of ****ing.

BTW nice repeated use of the "MILF" acronym. What are you....12?

[J T]

Originally Posted by Spartamus Prime

Yawn....good for you, you're a fine American.

Of course without you, I say my original post and boom ,its done. It took someone else to keep this alive as long as it has, so maybe you should look at who got bothered by what.

You're right though I've wasted too much time a couple of people who is are pretty meaningless.....come back when you've got something stronger than getting bent out of shape over some comments I make about some women you'll never come within light years of ****ing.

BTW nice repeated use of the "MILF" acronym. What are you....12?

Cliche.

[Spacemaker]

I'd **** her.

[The Commish]

Originally Posted by SpartanJT

Cliche.

Again see if you can let it go. I'm guessing no and you HAVE to reply.

[Blade Runner]

I'm sorry, but I don't find STD-infested insane sluts attractive. She was hot a few years ago, but now...I wouldn't hit it with a stick. And she's a mother...I'm a little young to consider hitting someone with kids.

[J T]

Originally Posted by Spartamus Prime

Thanks for correcting me on what I SHOULD have posted for you.

Again see if you can let it go. I'm guessing no and you HAVE to reply.

Oh, the hypocrisy.

[The Commish]

Originally Posted by SpartanJT

You are an obsession
I cannot sleep
I am a possession
Unopened at your feet
There is no balance
No equality
Be still
I will not accept defeat

I will have you
Yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

I feed you I drink you
My day and my night
I need you I need you
By sun or candlelight
You protest you want to leave
Stay there's no alternative

Your face appears again
I see the beauty there
But I see danger
Stranger beware
A circumstance in your naked dreams
Your affection is not what it seems

You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

My fantasy has turned to madness
All my goodness has turned to badness
My need to possess you has consumed my soul
My life is trembling I have no control

I will have you
Yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
(repeat and fade)

[yaya551]

Originally Posted by Spartamus Prime

Yawn....good for you, you're a fine American.

Of course without you, I say my original post and boom ,its done. It took someone else to keep this alive as long as it has, so maybe you should look at who got bothered by what.

You're right though I've wasted too much time a couple of people who is are pretty meaningless.....come back when you've got something stronger than getting bent out of shape over some comments I make about some women you'll never come within light years of ****ing.

BTW nice repeated use of the "MILF" acronym. What are you....12?

Just wondering, you feel so bad about her and her children, but I see no remorse over the p****y you ssid you have destroyed. Now that is an atrocity to have so many out of commission now

[The Commish]

Originally Posted by yaya551

Just wondering, you feel so bad about her and her children, but I see no remorse over the p****y you ssid you have destroyed. Now that is an atrocity to have so many out of commission now

I'm in therapy trying to resolve the guilt I feel for hurting so many others.

[J T]

Look, friend, if you're gay, just admit it. I have no problem with that. But if you want to hit on me on a public forum, at least go the PM route first, ok? Thanks.

[I H8 Brandstatter]

I'd take her for a ride down the dirt road.

[The Commish]

Originally Posted by SpartanJT

Look, friend, I know I'm gay and I just admit it. I have no problem with that. But if you want me to hit on you on a public forum, we should at least go the PM route first, ok? Thanks.

[J T]

Originally Posted by Spartamus Prime

Nice.