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I'd still "hit" Britney...and so would you...
Anyone straight male who says they wouldn't still give Britney the poke is lying through their teeth:
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09-10-2007, 07:32 PM
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I'd hit it.....with a wiffle ball bat.
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09-10-2007, 07:32 PM
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Anyone straight male who says they wouldn't still give Britney the poke is lying through their teeth:
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take the wig off 
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09-10-2007, 07:33 PM
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Hmmmm lets see. Tight fishnet stockings to stuff her fat ass and thighs into to make them look passable. A bra that has more lattuce work to it than the Empire State to keep her saggy ass boobs looking decent, a head like a brillo pad, and a vag that has had more meat pass through it than an Oscar Meyer processing plant........Yeah she's a prize all right, who wouldn't want to hit that?
She's a paunchy, coked out, crazy, has been hag and you can walk from Hubbard to Brody and see hundreds, if not thousands of hotter chicks. Just ****ing accept it and move on.
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09-10-2007, 07:33 PM
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An Asian back-up dancer. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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09-10-2007, 07:36 PM
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I expected her to look horrible the way they were talking on the radio, but dang she looks darned good to me. Especially considering she has had two kids already?? I think she is built great.
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09-10-2007, 07:37 PM
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09-10-2007, 07:37 PM
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09-10-2007, 07:37 PM
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I'd need to have few drinks. But I'd get around to porking her.
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09-10-2007, 07:39 PM
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Hmmmm lets see. Tight fishnet stockings to stuff her fat ass and thighs into to make them look passable. A bra that has more lattuce work to it than the Empire State to keep her saggy ass boobs looking decent, a head like a brillo pad, and a vag that has had more meat pass through it than an Oscar Meyer processing plant........Yeah she's a prize all right, who wouldn't want to hit that?
She's a paunchy, coked out, crazy, has been hag and you can walk from Hubbard to Brody and see hundreds, if not thousands of hotter chicks. Just ****ing accept it and move on.
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What is it like to look in the mirror every day and question your sexual identity?
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I would...even if just for the legacy of it. 50 years from now (assuming I'd still around), I'd still be able to say I slept with Britney Spears. I think it's worth it. Plus, she's probably a dirty whore in the sack too. 
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09-10-2007, 07:41 PM
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What is it like to look in the mirror every day and question your sexual identity?
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It's the ****ing truth. She is far past her prime.
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09-10-2007, 07:44 PM
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She looks like any MSU senior girl who was hot at 18 and then ate too much Menna's and drank too many pitchers of MGD and bags of wine. Dudes around here still bang them. **** it.
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09-10-2007, 07:46 PM
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An Asian back-up dancer. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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#45 Andrew Hawken
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Daniel Horton wouldn't hit that.
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09-10-2007, 07:51 PM
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What is it like to look in the mirror every day and question your sexual identity?
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Don't know. I guess you'd have to ask the legions of p**** I have utterly destroyed over the years.
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09-10-2007, 07:52 PM
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I wouldn't hit it 
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09-10-2007, 07:56 PM
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I expected her to look horrible the way they were talking on the radio, but dang she looks darned good to me. Especially considering she has had two kids already?? I think she is built great.
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This may come as a absolute shock, but there are actually things they can DO to make her look a lot better.
1. The bra is clearly a heavy underwire one. No woman who has popped out 2 kids in 2 years has boobs that firm.
2. The tight stockings and panties are designed to compress her thighs and ass and shade it to look good. I've seen enough pics captured by the press of her backside recently to know what's under there.
3. Face make-up of coruse and she is probably COVERED in body make-up
4. Do I even need to mention the hair?
If you or CedarFairyPoet ever see her under natural lighting completely "au natural", let me know your opinion then.
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09-10-2007, 07:56 PM
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I'd need to have few drinks. But I'd get around to porking her.
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If I was still drinking, I might hit it. But that's not really an option for me anymore.
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09-10-2007, 07:57 PM
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She fug.
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Barak in '08
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09-10-2007, 07:58 PM
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Her vag looks like an old, closed catcher's mitt.
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 I don't how you gathered that from the low res picture in that link, but that is damn funny.
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09-10-2007, 07:58 PM
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I'd hit it. But that ain't saying much.
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09-10-2007, 08:00 PM
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If you or CedarFairyPoet ever see her under natural lighting completely "au natural", let me know your opinion then.
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Same can be applied for 95% of the "hot" women that are lusted over on this site.
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Originally Posted by Spartamus Prime
This may come as a absolute shock, but there are actually things they can DO to make her look a lot better.
1. The bra is clearly a heavy underwire one. No woman who has popped out 2 kids in 2 years has boobs that firm.
2. The tight stockings and panties are designed to compress her thighs and ass and shade it to look good. I've seen enough pics captured by the press of her backside recently to know what's under there.
3. Face make-up of coruse and she is probably COVERED in body make-up
4. Do I even need to mention the hair?
If you or CedarFairyPoet ever see her under natural lighting completely "au natural", let me know your opinion then.
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In that case you wouldn't bother with any of the Hollyweird "babes" because they all use these tricks. Of course you couldn't get the fattest chick in Michigan to sleep with you so I don't think you have to worry about it....................
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