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11-30-2007, 03:03 PM
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I don`t see what is so odd or novel about this guy. He is just another typical American striver. There are 100,000s of people like him in this country.
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He probably would've scored better than 30 on the ACT.
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11-30-2007, 03:04 PM
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11-30-2007, 03:06 PM
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11-30-2007, 03:10 PM
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He probably would've scored better than 30 on the ACT.
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Whatever. I am just saying that this country is loaded with people like this clown. If you are unaware of this, well, you probably don`t get out much.
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11-30-2007, 03:26 PM
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Whatever. I am just saying that this country is loaded with people like this clown. If you are unaware of this, well, you probably don`t get out much.
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There are boatloads of eff-ups like this guy all over Chicago. Especially in Lincoln Park, Old Town and Gold Coast areas. Most of them are alumni from scUM or Notre Lame.......
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11-30-2007, 04:13 PM
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11-30-2007, 04:23 PM
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Isn't casting associate another term for "the clown that gets the water for the real actors"?
He was Mr. Sunny and the BC Rooster for God's sake. 
Holy ****, a Waterpark Frolicker for Holiday Inn too? Watch out Brad Pitt.
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11-30-2007, 04:44 PM
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Whatever. I am just saying that this country is loaded with people like this clown. If you are unaware of this, well, you probably don`t get out much.
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I don't have to get out to see pepole like this. I went to law school with lots of people like him. The types who'd do nothing but talk about their new car or how sweet their apartment in Chicago is.
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12-01-2007, 12:01 AM
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I don't know how anyone get dog this guy. I mean, he has met Rik Smits.
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12-01-2007, 12:42 AM
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Go to his webpage default and check out his commercial. Real high quality, and I love the way he's carrying the beer.
I'm also watching the CBS news video now. I love how he's trying to capitalize on this. What an assbag.
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Oh, he's already all over the Will Ferrell connection: Auditions - Casting Calls - ExtrasForMovies.com
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12-01-2007, 06:16 AM
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I just about lost it when he listed his "dialects and accents" under his Skills section. This guy can't be serious, can he???
This is what I first thought of when I saw his skills section:
"Girls only want boyfriends with great SKILLS!!!"
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12-01-2007, 08:18 AM
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I think he supposedly uses the site as a resume for auditions.
The guy is a real tool but all he did was tell off some chic and act like he is God's gift to women. Reminds me of Blanche and any number of others on the rcmb.
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12-01-2007, 10:35 AM
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I think what people fail to realize is there are millions of people out there exactly like this guy who say and do things exactly like he does every single day. Now, thanks to the Internet, he's famous for it and is going to get lots more money for being a douche and probably become much, much worse.
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Ohio native named world's 'worst person' cashes in on his title
2007-11-26
By Jeff McCallister
The Other Paper, Columbus
John Fitzgerald Page is a Columbus native who cheers on the Buckeyes with all his heart. He's been an advertising model for the Fort Rapids water park and done stints as a mascot at Columbus Clippers games and for Sunny 95.
And, according to one popular Web site, Page is also the Worst Person in the World.
He went to middle school and high school in Columbus and is now a resident of Atlanta, where he works in mergers and acquisitions for a national retail giant.
Page also is an aspiring actor, with a resume that includes bit parts and extra roles in several movies.
When he was back in Columbus for an 18-month stretch recently to put his mother's estate in order, he wanted to stay busy. Since very few movies are filmed here, he appeared in "multiple events" as Mr. Sunny, the Sunny 95 mascot, and was B.C. Rooster on the field at Cooper Stadium in March when the Washington Nationals made an exhibition appearance against the Baltimore Orioles.
He's also the guy in the red swimming trunks in ads for the Fort Rapids water park that came in the Valpak a couple of months ago.
On his personal Web site, JohnFitzgeraldPage.com, Page lists himself as a look-alike for Will Ferrell, Steven Seagal and Ben Affleck. He's also a 67-percent look-alike for Simon LeBon, a 63-percent look-alike for Matt Damon and a 48-percent look-alike for Fabio. Page writes that he's "been in the 'fame game' for years," meeting such celebrities as Jeff Foxworthy, Biz Markie and Les Wexner.
But it was an e-mail exchange with an Internet dating prospect that has, to his horror, turned Page into one of the most derided villains in the blogosphere.
A woman had sent Page a "wink" on the dating site Match.com after viewing his profile, and Page responded by listing his credentials -- including his Ivy League education, his workout routine and his height and weight -- and asking for hers in return.
The woman responded with a "no thanks" in a form letter. Instead of just letting it drop, he sent her back an e-mail that was destined to become notorious.
"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards -- not vice versa," Page wrote to his would-be admirer. "Six pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side; in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!
"So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1,200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!"
The woman sent the exchange to the media site Gawker.com, which posted it in early October under the heading of "*********s: Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page is the Worst Person in the World."
The post and its follow-ups have been viewed more than 300,000 times and drawn more than 2,500 comments from readers.
The reaction was swift and fierce. Gawker had posted his e-mail address and his cell-phone number, and bloggers let him have it.
In an interview this week, Page said he realizes the e-mail exchange was "not very nice." But he's dumbfounded at the negative attention.
"I sent a woman an e-mail, a private e-mail," he said. "I didn't threaten her. I didn't hurt anyone. I didn't steal money from a church. But she takes this e-mail and makes it public, and suddenly I'm 'the worst person in the world'?
"I'm being threatened, told to kill and neuter myself, called names and ridiculed," he said. "One of the deejays here dressed as me for Halloween."
Still, Page has tried both to see the humor in all the attention and cash in on it.
Atlanta's weekly alternative paper, Creative Loafing, named him one of Atlanta's "11 Least Influential People" in its Nov. 7 edition (he came in at No. 5). The profiles ran with titles such as "Bridgette Vassar: Can't lure customers to her smoothie shop," and "Dawn Williams: Leads poorly attended support-group meetings."
Creative Loafing ran Page's profile with the title, "John Fitzgerald Page: Can't save his reputation." And he posed for pictures for the story as a deliberate spoof of his new public image -- wearing a tuxedo while sitting on his BMW sipping a martini, for instance.
And Page's Web site now contains a merchandise page where anyone can order a T-shirt emblazoned with such phrases as "I winked at John Fitzgerald Page and all I got was a scathing e-mail" and "You have to impress ME and meet MY criteria and standards" for $20 each. The site says they're available "in XL only, just like my ego."
"I'm not going to apologize for working out, for being an Ivy League grad," he said. "I never said I was the star of 'Mission Impossible IV'; I just said I was a stand-in for Luke Perry. I grew up in Columbus, Ohio. We never had cool s*** like that going on."
He said he has now hired a media attorney to pitch his story to TV networks. He turned down a request from "Inside Edition" to set him up on a blind date and record it for posterity, but his story has drawn interest from Spike TV.
He said his interview with The Other Paper was a first step in getting himself "into the media in a positive way.
"I can't believe I may get a television show out of all this ridiculousness," he said. "This may well turn out to be my 'Mr. Whipple Break.' That guy was known for one thing his whole life. You know the kid on the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial? That played for eight years, and he has more money than Bill Gates. Mikey from the Life cereal commercial? He's never had to work a day in his life." (Coincidentally, Dick Wilson, the actor who played Mr. Whipple, a character in the Charmin toilet-paper commercials, passed away Nov. 19 at the age of 91.)
But despite all that potential, Page said he would rather dial things back to the way they were before the e-mail.
"I was happy before this happened," he said. "I've done a lot of things in my life that I think are pretty cool. Now imagine if everything you've ever done was called into question. People hate me when my whole life I've tried to make people happy. It's hard to take.
"But if I had it to do over, I would still do it. I would just expect you to honor the privacy of a private e-mail."
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This d-bag needs to be run over by a bus.........yesterday!
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12-01-2007, 10:42 AM
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12-01-2007, 11:35 AM
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I don't see the big deal about this guy, the only thing separating him from the average RCMB poster is that he doesn't claim to drive it 300+ straight down the middle every time, and has to buy specially tailored pants to accomodate his enormous Johnson.
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12-01-2007, 11:39 AM
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I don't see the big deal about this guy, the only thing separating him from the average RCMB poster is that he doesn't claim to drive it 300+ straight down the middle every time, and has to buy specially tailored pants to accomodate his enormous Johnson.
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Quoted for truth!
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12-01-2007, 11:46 AM
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This dude is bukdow with a workout routine
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12-01-2007, 11:48 AM
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tuff Natron -- Leonardo DiCaprio – Leo is the man, period
Natron the Spartan – Serpentor (GI Joe) – supremely engineered and should replace Cobra Commander (Fletch)
Natron the Spartan – John Hancock – thinker, leader, and the founding father of another signature
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12-01-2007, 12:10 PM
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How this guy and his stellar cue card readings skills haven't landed him a three picture deal with Spielberg is baffling. This guy is Oscar material!
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A. Bacon can be added to any food to make that food better.
B. No food can be added to bacon to make bacon better.
C. Therefore, bacon is better than any other food.
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12-01-2007, 12:20 PM
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"If this could happen to an Ivey league grad.....blah, blah, blah." He just personfies Buckdow! I could see him and Buckdow chatting it up exchanging ACT scores over a latte.
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12-01-2007, 12:24 PM
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Anyone on the RCMB currently living in Atlanta? It would be awesome if someone met this *#@%bag and jacked him in his smug face......and caught the event on video.
Any takers?
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12-01-2007, 12:26 PM
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I don`t see what is so odd or novel about this guy. He is just another typical American striver. There are 100,000s of people like him in this country.
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Of course, the king of the RCMB douches would find nothing wrong with this guy. You should exchange ACT scores with him.
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Dantonio's response: "Well Paul, hold on a second, Paul, hold on a second, because the look I saw on Michigan's faces was 'Oh, no, the Spartans beat us again.'"
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12-01-2007, 12:28 PM
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How this guy and his stellar cue card readings skills haven't landed him a three picture deal with Spielberg is baffling. This guy is Oscar material!
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Did you, I mean would you hit it 
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some of you guys have a way of making sex sound incredibly disgusting.
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12-01-2007, 12:29 PM
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Anyone on the RCMB currently living in Atlanta? It would be awesome if someone met this *#@%bag and jacked him in his smug face......and caught the event on video.
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Well, based upon his emails with Plex, he seems to be the one that is threatening people with physical violence. He is playing the victim here and now he is in full meltdown. Funny.
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Dantonio's response: "Well Paul, hold on a second, Paul, hold on a second, because the look I saw on Michigan's faces was 'Oh, no, the Spartans beat us again.'"
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