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Off-topic John Fitzgerald Page: "The Worst Person In The World"

I apologize if this has been posted before but this is beyond hilarious:

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Old 11-30-2007, 01:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I apologize if this has been posted before but this is beyond hilarious:

*********s: Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World

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"I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in the middle of the Buckhead nightlife district. Do you ever come to this area of town to shop/go out/visit/explore?

I went to an Ivy League school - the University of Pennsylvania - for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business). Where did you go to school?

What activities do you currently participate in to stay in shape? I work out 4 times a week at LA Fitness. Do you exercise regularly? I am 6 feet tall, 185 pounds - what about yourself? I am truly sorry if that sounds rude, impolite or even downright crass, but I have been deceived before by inaccurate representations so I prefer someone be upfront and honest on initial contact...

I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for Limited Brands (Bath & Body Works, Victoria's Secret, etc). Enjoy any of our stores/divisions?

Do you have any other recent pictures you care to share? I have many others if you care to see them.

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I love his constant refernces to attending Penn. It's like Andy on The Office mentioning Cornell every time he talks about himself.
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OMFG, this clown is delusional
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I heard about this and it just made me laugh......apparently Mr. Richardson got so incensed by the affair that he set up his own web page to counter the guff he has received.
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Go to his webpage default and check out his commercial. Real high quality, and I love the way he's carrying the beer.

I'm also watching the CBS news video now. I love how he's trying to capitalize on this. What an assbag.

Oh, and after seeing the CBS news video, I think Will Ferrell should play him in the movie.
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I heard about this and it just made me laugh......apparently Mr. Richardson got so incensed by the affair that he set up his own web page to counter the guff he has received.
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A note from "THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD" per Gawker.com. Stalin. Hitler. Bin Laden. John Fitzgerald Page. Somehow, I am ranked at #1. My crime - murder? treason? pedophilia? rape? No, worse. A woman winked at me on the internet. I sent her an introductory email. She tried to rescind her initial wink by saying we weren't a "personality" match . She ascertained that from my first email without ever speaking to me. Here is my crime. Instead of just letting her float away, I let her know that I feel that if you approach me, you should meet my standards and listed facts about myself.

She took this personal email, sent to her only, and sent it out to everyone in America. In turn, every blog in America has vilified me. I am being threatened with bodily harm, told to kill and neuter myself, that I am a *********, etc. My phone rings and email hums day and night, even the CBS Early Show, CNN, Fox News & Inside Edition have called (Is this really a noteworthy news story)? People feel it is okay to post my phone number, address and personal email in attack blogs.

To combat this, I have been recording ALL of my phone calls. Since the story broke, I have set up, with the help of the phone company and police department, the ability to push a few buttons on my phone and have all threatening calls (even ID withheld ones) sent straight to both entities. I also am saving all threatening emails sent to me and logging all I.P. addresses of said emails with the help of some computer savvy folks. These are also being forwarded to the proper authorities. Now that I am a national figure, I have the protection afforded to one. So if you are think you are anonymous, and can harrass me at will from a distance, think twice before you call or email me. Stalking, harrassing and threatening people is not funny - it is serious, and a crime! Police take these things seriously when you are a public figure - especially now with the Virginia Tech tragedy, Columbine, etc.

All of the facts on this website are true. I am not Alexsey Vayner, there are no videos on here of me hitting tennis balls at 140 mph or breaking bricks with my bare hands! Just because you can't find it, haven't heard about it, can't see it or don't know about it doesn't mean it did not happen. This is a website for my SIDE career, acting/modeling. I know I am not Brad Pitt. But Mr. Whipple got work too! All types are needed, and I am struggling like any other person in this business (I don't live in a major acting market). I like to be on the movie set meeting the stars, learning how movies are made, and especially eating all the craft service! In my real career, all I need is a resume and a degree. In this world, you are a piece of meat. Current pictures of body and face are needed (I have done casting). They need to know what you have done in the past. This website allows me to showcase all of my work in one place and is used to get jobs in this field.

I graduated from Penn (and paid my own way through). It is the oldest UNIVERSITY, not college, in the country. I am not gay. This is, unfortunately, my real hair. I earned my way into Penn and my fraternity - no legacy here. My statistics are just that - facts about me. If I said I drove a Pinto/Yugo/Pacer, went to a community college and worked as a bag boy at the grocery store, would everyone be so upset? I am not jealous of others. All of my friends have something better than I do, they are highly cultured, more educated, well traveled, etc. I try to take the best of others and learn from people that are doing better than I am.

I am not perfect, nor do I pretend to be. I have no emotional I.Q. I am now an orphan. I have no siblings or grandparents and have been on my own since the age of 17. I went to a mediocre public high school in Ohio where I weighed 140 lbs. I have no one to fall back on, so I have to be aggressive and go for my dreams - I can't rely on anyone else. We all have that instinctual survival mechanism. I can't love anyone else if I don't love myself first.

I understand the psychology is to be angry at me. But when you think about it, do you want every single PRIVATE & PERSONAL thing you write, say, photograph or text to be put out to the universe? That would be a scary, politically correct world.

Every single piece of my life has been put up for scrutiny. I only ask this - do you feel the punishment is worth the crime? An overnight internet pariah for sending a girl a personal email? Everything I have ever worked for in my life has been sullied in one day, by one person, whom I have never met. Before you cast the next stone - would you like your life ruined over anything you have ever said, written, texted or photographed? My reputation is all I have. It has been severely damaged and can never be repaired. I cannot fight an overwhelming army of bloggers whom I HAVE NEVER MET. My future grandkids will be able to read about this on the internet 50 years from now. This is the time when my true friends will step forward.

Inside, I am a good person. I am generous with my friends. I am friendly, outgoing and funny. I take people on face value. I can be abrasive and obnoxious at times - I admit that. Animals and children love me (maybe because I don't have any). I am constantly using my connections to help others. I don't smoke or do drugs. I basically leave people be, as I do not believe life is a zero sum game.

The public hanging of me is making many of you happy. The catch-22 for you is that no publicity is bad publicity. I am getting offers for things - movies, books, TV shows. I had to buy additional bandwidth - over 1.35 million page views last month. This is not a joke. Don't let this happen to you. Anything PERSONAL & PRIVATE you ever write, say, text or photograph can be used against you and can turn your life from normal into a living hell. I think all of this venom should be saved for terrorists, rapists, murderers etc. All I ask is that you put my "crime" in proper perspective. I sent a not very nice private email to someone. That is all.
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I love his constant refernces to attending Penn. It's like Andy on The Office mentioning Cornell every time he talks about himself.
John Fitzgerald Page, Ivy League Wannabe by Cornell Blog

This ****** is a human train wreck. I can't stop doing Google searches for "John Fitzgerald Page" -- there several more hilarious blogs out there
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Old 11-30-2007, 01:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i just email him and this is the response I got

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Want a shot to tell me that to my face?

Come on down, Bob Barker!

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you are still a turd.
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Old 11-30-2007, 01:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i just email him and this is the response I got

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Want a shot to tell me that to my face?

Come on down, Bob Barker!

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you are still a turd.

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Now that I am a national figure, I have the protection afforded to one. So if you are think you are anonymous, and can harrass me at will from a distance, think twice before you call or email me. Stalking, harrassing and threatening people is not funny - it is serious, and a crime! Police take these things seriously when you are a public figure - especially now with the Virginia Tech tragedy, Columbine, etc.
Be careful, he might send his team of lawyers after you
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Old 11-30-2007, 01:29 PM   #13 (permalink)


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does anyone have a picture of Blanche handy? (for comparison purposes)
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Old 11-30-2007, 01:35 PM   #14 (permalink)


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I love his constant refernces to attending Penn. It's like Andy on The Office mentioning Cornell every time he talks about himself.
I'll be completely honest, it's not quite as awesome if he said "ufom" instead.
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Old 11-30-2007, 01:37 PM   #15 (permalink)


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does anyone have a picture of Blanche handy? (for comparison purposes)
What good will that do? I've never made comericals nor am a personal trainer. Hell, I'm not even in MENSA. I just went to a lowly big ten school--arguable the worst school, at that.
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I think what people fail to realize is there are millions of people out there exactly like this guy who say and do things exactly like he does every single day. Now, thanks to the Internet, he's famous for it and is going to get lots more money for being a douche and probably become much, much worse.
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I think what people fail to realize is there are millions of people out there exactly like this guy who say and do things exactly like he does every single day. Now, thanks to the Internet, he's famous for it and is going to get lots more money for being a douche and probably become much, much worse.
So how come I'm still broke?
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Old 11-30-2007, 01:44 PM   #18 (permalink)
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His reply to my next email.....

Bring it on!

I'm JFP, beeach!

I'll keep on being Ivy League, you keep on blogging.

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even more of a turd now that you replied.




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His reply to my next email.....

Bring it on!

I'm JFP, beeach!

I'll keep on being Ivy League, you keep on blogging.

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even more of a turd now that you replied.

Wow, JFP sure represents Penn and Sigma Nu fraternity in a flattering way

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Wow, JFP sure represents Penn and Sigma Mu in a flattering way
oh there are more gems coming.....he has decided today while he takes time off from saving companies millions of dollars and his promising acting career....that he is going to exchange emails with me.


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Go get a dumptruck, so you can try to carry my jockstrap around!

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Sorry but you are too pathetic for action. Words
are all I spare on turds like you.

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Beyoooch:

When are you coming by to give me a piece of your mind, internet tough guy?

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Wow. Just wow.

Your turdness knows no bounds.

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Plexico'sButt....just sent you a fun PM

Very fun.....
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