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I think the votes in my personal experience are something like 40 or 50 to 1, in favor of doggy/hockey style.
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12-06-2007, 03:25 PM
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Women's favorite sexual position is......
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12-06-2007, 03:25 PM
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This is news? who didn't know this already... 
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12-06-2007, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ISparticus
Actually, if you have any type of a package the slapping of it against the joy buzzer, coupled with the grip on her hips, and the deep penetration...
It's no surprise.
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I must be inadequate, cause the wife will finish in every other position 'cept for doggie.
I guess balls deep may have balls hitting the mark, but it dosen't seem like it would be enough.
huh.
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12-06-2007, 03:29 PM
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No surprise to me.
Had a girl back in grad school who'd never gotten off before. She "thought" she had. I told her: "If you think you have, you haven't. If you have, you KNOW you have."
I tried a couple things. Went doggystyle and SHAZZAM!
For days she didn't want to do anything else but screw. Man, I was sore.
But it was worth it.
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12-06-2007, 03:30 PM
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I must be inadequate, cause the wife will finish in every other position 'cept for doggie.
I guess balls deep may have balls hitting the mark, but it dosen't seem like it would be enough.
huh.
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Reach around and give the man in the boat a some rubbing.
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12-06-2007, 03:31 PM
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some of you guys have a way of making sex sound incredibly disgusting.
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12-06-2007, 03:32 PM
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Reach around and give the man in the boat a some rubbing.
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Even with, it's not her thing I guess...
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12-06-2007, 03:32 PM
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some of you guys have a way of making sex sound incredibly disgusting.
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Woman, Explain doggie.
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12-06-2007, 03:33 PM
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some of you guys have a way of making sex sound incredibly disgusting.
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what were you expecting?
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12-06-2007, 03:34 PM
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That's exactly what i was thinking.
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12-06-2007, 03:34 PM
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Actually, if you have any type of a package the slapping of it against the joy buzzer, coupled with the grip on her hips, and the deep penetration...
It's no surprise.
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my copper clappers are big, but she doesn't have the strength to last in that position. I keep telling her to do more pushups. 
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Wow. Your comment is filled with so many different ignorant statements, I really don't know where to start. So I won't.
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12-06-2007, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by spartan dawg
some of you guys have a way of making sex sound incredibly disgusting.
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Only some of us?
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12-06-2007, 03:38 PM
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I always thought doggie style was when the husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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12-06-2007, 03:38 PM
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I believe this. I used to think that women wanted missionary because they wanted to feel close to the man, intimacy with the whole face-to-face thing. Not so for a majority of women.
Doggie gets the job done everytime. They have functionality with their hands and so do you.
From here on out, if you are getting intimate with a women, just tell them to flip over and get ready to do some yelling.
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I got rammed in the ass a few years ago by some batty old bitch yacking on her cell phone, while I was sitting stopped at a red light.
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12-06-2007, 03:38 PM
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my copper clappers are big, but she doesn't have the strength to last in that position. I keep telling her to do more pushups. |
Pillows underneath for support. Then she won't have to hold herself up so much.
There's always a solution.
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12-06-2007, 03:38 PM
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copper clappers, joy buzzer, man in the boat, bugs bunny... good god, it's a wonder any of you get laid.
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12-06-2007, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by AvgMSUJoe
I must be inadequate, cause the wife will finish in every other position 'cept for doggie.
I guess balls deep may have balls hitting the mark, but it dosen't seem like it would be enough.
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Naw, I'm not saying that. Every girl is different.
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12-06-2007, 03:39 PM
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copper clappers, joy buzzer, man in the boat, bugs bunny... good god, it's a wonder any of you get laid.
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12-06-2007, 03:39 PM
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Pillows underneath for support. Then she won't have to hold herself up so much.
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face down, ass up, that's the way we like to ****
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12-06-2007, 03:40 PM
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I always thought doggie style was when the husband sits up and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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12-06-2007, 03:41 PM
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we'll get you a professional tutor down at the Ritz Carlton Lobby Lounge. hopefully she'll teach you some more appropriate names, too.
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12-06-2007, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by spartan dawg
copper clappers, joy buzzer, man in the boat, bugs bunny... good god, it's a wonder any of you get laid.
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testicles, ********, labia, vulva
(Seeing which will draw *'s)
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12-06-2007, 03:41 PM
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Quote:
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copper clappers, joy buzzer, man in the boat, bugs bunny... good god, it's a wonder any of you get laid.
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