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Old 04-25-2008, 12:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Newspaper story I know there's a wonderlic thread already, but Manningham scoring a 6 was just special...

Has Mikey Hart returned Harbaugh's michigan man card yet? He's dead on. BTW, 10 is considered being literate in the wonderlic.

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Old 04-25-2008, 12:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2008, 12:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Has Mikey Hart returned Harbaugh's michigan man card yet? He's dead on. BTW, 10 is considered being literate in the wonderlic.

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still better than Ron Dayne's 5!
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Old 04-25-2008, 12:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dantonio is the type of coach that can make guys like Woody Hayes, Bo Schembechler, Jack Mollenkopf, and Duffy Daugherty proud. Michigan State is a school foaming at the mouth to embrace a gridiron winner. They may have found one in Dantonio.

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Old 04-25-2008, 12:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Taken directly from Wonderlic Test - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

While an average football player usually scores around 20 points, Wonderlic, Inc. claims a score of at least 10 points suggests a person is literate [3]

Yowza.
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Old 04-25-2008, 12:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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still better than Ron Dayne's 5!
I agree with your thesis that UM and UW athletes are dumb.
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Dantonio is the type of coach that can make guys like Woody Hayes, Bo Schembechler, Jack Mollenkopf, and Duffy Daugherty proud. Michigan State is a school foaming at the mouth to embrace a gridiron winner. They may have found one in Dantonio.

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Old 04-25-2008, 12:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I wonder if he even bothered to answer all the questions. Chris Leak got an 8 last year but only answered like 12 questions. Still, that's friggin pathetic. A 6? A dog could probably do that good by pawing at an answer.
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Old 04-25-2008, 12:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I think you get 10 points just for getting your own name right.

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Old 04-25-2008, 12:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2008, 12:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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And they gave us **** about Charles Rogers' 10.
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:04 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Take the test yourself.....

Or at least a few questions.

ESPN.com - Page2 - So, how do you score?
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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A friend of mine works in the UM athletic department. He said Manningham is the dumbest player he has ever dealt with, "and that's saying A LOT!"
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:08 PM   #17 (permalink)
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The sample wonderlic test here: EFPLFP: Wonderlic Test

is friggin easy as hell...
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Instructions: Here is a 12-question sample test. Factoring in the time allowed for the 30 and 50 question test, you have three minutes and 20 seconds to complete this test. Take the number of correct answers in the alloted time and multiply it by 4.16 to get your score. If you don't finish the test in time, the questions you don't complete are wrong. (For example, if you get 6 correct, your adjusted score would be 24.96 -- or 25) Good luck!
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What is the Wonderlic?
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Our impressions on the test
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NOTABLE QB WONDERLIC SCORES
"High" scores:

Alex Smith -- 40
Eli Manning -- 39
Matt Leinart -- 35
Tom Brady -- 33
Quincy Carter -- 30

"Moderate" scores:

Akili Smith -- 26
Byron Leftwich -- 25
Ben Roethlisberger -- 25
David Carr -- 24
Michael Vick -- 20

"Low" scores:

Vince Young -- 15
Steve McNair -- 15
Donovan McNabb -- 14
Brock Berlin -- 13
Marcus Vick -- 11

1. Assume the first 2 statements are true. Is the final one:
1. true 2. false 3. not certain
The boy plays baseball. All baseball players wear hats. The boy wears a hat.
2. Paper sells for 21 cents per pad. What will 4 pads cost?
3. How many of the five pairs of items listed below are exact duplicates?
Nieman, K.M.
Neiman, K.M.
Thomas, G.K.
Thomas, C.K.
Hoff, J.P.
Hoff, J.P.
Pino, L.R.
Pina, L.R.
Warner, T.S.
Wanner, T.S.
4. PRESENT RESENT - Do these words:
1. have similar meanings
2. have contradictory meanings
3. mean neither the same nor opposite

5. A train travels 20 feet in 1/5 second. At this same speed, how many feet will it travel in three seconds?
6. When rope is selling at $.10 a foot, how many feet can you buy for sixty cents?
7. The ninth month of the year is:
1. October
2. January
3. June
4. September
5. May

8. Which number in the following group of numbers represents the smallest amount?
7 .8 31 .33 2
9. In printing an article of 48,000 words, a printer decides to use two sizes of type. Using the larger type, a printed page contains 1,800 words. Using smaller type, a page contains 2,400 words. The article is allotted 21 full pages in a magazine. How many pages must be in smaller type?
10. Three individuals form a partnership and agree to divide the profits equally. X invests $9,000, Y invests $7,000, Z invests $4,000. If the profits are $4,800, how much less does X receive than if the profits were divided in proportion to the amount invested?
11. Assume the first two statements are true. Is the final one:
1. true 2. false 3. not certain
Tom greeted Beth. Beth greeted Dawn. Tom did not greet Dawn.
12. A boy is 17 years old and his sister is twice as old. When the boy is 23 years old, what will be the age of his sister?
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:13 PM   #19 (permalink)
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ESPN.com - Page2 - So, how do you score?
Holy crap!!!!

I quickly perused that and didn't bother to answer 2 of the questions because I didn't feel like putting more than a couple seconds of thought into them and got the rest right. Those were amazingly simple. If he got a 6 he's not even smart enough to take my order at McD's and get it right.
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NOTABLE QB WONDERLIC SCORES
"High" scores:

Alex Smith -- 40
Eli Manning -- 39
Matt Leinart -- 35
Tom Brady -- 33
Quincy Carter -- 30

"Moderate" scores:

Akili Smith -- 26
Byron Leftwich -- 25
Ben Roethlisberger -- 25
David Carr -- 24
Michael Vick -- 20

"Low" scores:

Vince Young -- 15
Steve McNair -- 15
Donovan McNabb -- 14
Brock Berlin -- 13
Marcus Vick -- 11
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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