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He did not hook up with her, but Jessica did. Tony passed out and they had a little G on G action.
Jessica has had the clap since she divorced Nick. She can't figure out the difference between antibiotics and tic tacs.
So 1/2 the time her breath smells like pharmaceuticals.
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If people do their home work they will find Palin will destroy his campaign as the maverick. In less than 5 minutes I googled and found that after 6 years as mayor, taxes increased 38%, she tried to ban books at the public library, she slashed funding for teen mothers. And my favorite is, she could not even run a car wash. If McCain had any good judgment he would dump her faster than his first wife.
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05-19-2008, 12:27 PM
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Thanks, I liked that too. I was going to go with Venomous Duck but the initials are VD.
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05-19-2008, 12:29 PM
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Ispartacus,
let's say one is denied anal, but "accidentally" sticks it in the 3rd input while hitting it from behind and doesn't take it out....could this legally be considered rape?
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05-19-2008, 12:32 PM
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Ispartacus,
let's say one is denied anal, but "accidentally" sticks it in the 3rd input while hitting it from behind and doesn't take it out....could this legally be considered rape?
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I think it'd be a hard thing to prove, since you were already having consensual sex.
Just say it was "really dark"
And who knows, maybe she'll like it.
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If people do their home work they will find Palin will destroy his campaign as the maverick. In less than 5 minutes I googled and found that after 6 years as mayor, taxes increased 38%, she tried to ban books at the public library, she slashed funding for teen mothers. And my favorite is, she could not even run a car wash. If McCain had any good judgment he would dump her faster than his first wife.
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05-19-2008, 12:32 PM
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05-19-2008, 12:35 PM
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Eight wins, beating UM at home in an embarrassing fashion.
Outback bowl vs. Georgia. Win on fake field goal in OT. UGA coach ices kicker and tRCMB melts down saying how stupid Dantonio is, then blows up when we win.
Servers crash, TB is distraught.
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If people do their home work they will find Palin will destroy his campaign as the maverick. In less than 5 minutes I googled and found that after 6 years as mayor, taxes increased 38%, she tried to ban books at the public library, she slashed funding for teen mothers. And my favorite is, she could not even run a car wash. If McCain had any good judgment he would dump her faster than his first wife.
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05-19-2008, 12:38 PM
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Eight wins, beating UM at home in an embarrassing fashion.
Outback bowl vs. Georgia. Win on fake field goal in OT. UGA coach ices kicker and tRCMB melts down saying how stupid Dantonio is, then blows up when we win.
Servers crash, TB is distraught.
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I like where your head's at 
I assume this means we win 5 B11 games and lose to Cal in Non-conf? I think we'd have to be 5-3 to get to a NYD bowl
Also: Blondes (real blonde) or Brunettes? Why and/or why not?
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05-19-2008, 12:40 PM
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I think it'd be a hard thing to prove, since you were already having consensual sex.
Just say it was "really dark"
And who knows, maybe she'll like it.
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and what percentage, based on your experience, "like it"??
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05-19-2008, 12:42 PM
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I'm trying to resurrect the following musicians. Which dead bassist would best complete the band?
Freddy Mercury
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05-19-2008, 12:43 PM
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Ispartacus,
let's say one is denied anal, but "accidentally" sticks it in the 3rd input while hitting it from behind and doesn't take it out....could this legally be considered rape?
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Ask Kobe Bryant?? 
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05-19-2008, 12:43 PM
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I like where your head's at
I assume this means we win 5 B11 games and lose to Cal in Non-conf? I think we'd have to be 5-3 to get to a NYD bowl
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I think we drop the Cal game. Much angst will ensue.
Blondes vs. Brunettes.
I'd say brunettes. More likely to have less crazy in their blood. Blondes, if they are hot...most of the time they think they are God's gift.
Brunettes tend to be more down to earth.
That said, blondes are usually (in my experience) better in bed. Something about being crazy makes the sex sooo much better.
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If people do their home work they will find Palin will destroy his campaign as the maverick. In less than 5 minutes I googled and found that after 6 years as mayor, taxes increased 38%, she tried to ban books at the public library, she slashed funding for teen mothers. And my favorite is, she could not even run a car wash. If McCain had any good judgment he would dump her faster than his first wife.
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05-19-2008, 12:44 PM
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and what percentage, based on your experience, "like it"??
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2%
Add liquor...that goes to 25%
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If people do their home work they will find Palin will destroy his campaign as the maverick. In less than 5 minutes I googled and found that after 6 years as mayor, taxes increased 38%, she tried to ban books at the public library, she slashed funding for teen mothers. And my favorite is, she could not even run a car wash. If McCain had any good judgment he would dump her faster than his first wife.
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05-19-2008, 12:44 PM
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do you like my list????
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05-19-2008, 12:45 PM
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I'm trying to resurrect the following musicians. Which dead bassist would best complete the band?
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I am not aware any of them have played bass. But, since Jimmy is a freak with any type of stringed instrument, I'd have to say him.
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If people do their home work they will find Palin will destroy his campaign as the maverick. In less than 5 minutes I googled and found that after 6 years as mayor, taxes increased 38%, she tried to ban books at the public library, she slashed funding for teen mothers. And my favorite is, she could not even run a car wash. If McCain had any good judgment he would dump her faster than his first wife.
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05-19-2008, 12:45 PM
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A few of them made me 
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If people do their home work they will find Palin will destroy his campaign as the maverick. In less than 5 minutes I googled and found that after 6 years as mayor, taxes increased 38%, she tried to ban books at the public library, she slashed funding for teen mothers. And my favorite is, she could not even run a car wash. If McCain had any good judgment he would dump her faster than his first wife.
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05-19-2008, 12:47 PM
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How many SCum football players will be kicked off the team for assault/rape/drugs/weapons charges before the bowl time?
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05-19-2008, 12:48 PM
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I like where your head's at
I assume this means we win 5 B11 games and lose to Cal in Non-conf? I think we'd have to be 5-3 to get to a NYD bowl
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If Georgia only makes it to the Outback Bowl there are going to be some pissed off Dawg fans .
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05-19-2008, 12:48 PM
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how many std's have you had?
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05-19-2008, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by ISparticus
I am not aware any of them have played bass. But, since Jimmy is a freak with any type of stringed instrument, I'd have to say him.
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I think he meant for you to complete his band as he already had a lead singer (Mercury), a lead guitar (Hendrix), and a drummer (Moon).
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05-19-2008, 12:50 PM
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How many SCum football players will be kicked off the team for assault/rape/drugs/weapons charges before the bowl time?
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None. They will sit out the game before the OSU match up for "undisclosed disciplinary reasons."
It will come out after the season.
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If people do their home work they will find Palin will destroy his campaign as the maverick. In less than 5 minutes I googled and found that after 6 years as mayor, taxes increased 38%, she tried to ban books at the public library, she slashed funding for teen mothers. And my favorite is, she could not even run a car wash. If McCain had any good judgment he would dump her faster than his first wife.
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