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Old 05-19-2008, 04:30 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:33 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Which one should I settle on? The uber-hot 43 year old ex-cheerleader with kids in tow or the really turbo-cute 19 year old freshness? Both are brunette. The 43 year old is taller, the 19 year old is cute and petite-ish. Both have big knockers.

And no, neither one is into threesomes.

And no, I can't afford to run with both as I am under employed.
Well I'd go with the 19 year old. The 43 year old is almost to her expiration date, and the 19 year old will be hot for another 20 years or so.

If you are looking for sex, some fun, and nothing to come of it, I'd go with the 19 year old.

However, if you are looking for something that might turn long term...go with the Cougar. She's already nested and it'd be an easy transition.

Sorry didn't see the post earlier.

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Old 05-19-2008, 04:34 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Well I'd go with the 19 year old. The 43 year old is almost to her expiration date, and the 19 year old will be hot for another 20 years or so.

If you are looking for sex, some fun, and nothing to come of it, I'd go with the 19 year old.

However, if you are looking for something that might turn long term...go with the Cougar. She's already nested and it'd be an easy transition.

Sorry didn't see the post earlier.

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Old 05-19-2008, 04:35 PM   #104 (permalink)
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(Now let me know if the 19 year old has any hot friends )
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:43 PM   #105 (permalink)
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How do you fight internet depression caused by anonymous people??
not to be pushy, but I need an answer soon. Fletch and Tanfan have driven me to the end of my rope, suicide now seems to be the only way out
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:44 PM   #106 (permalink)
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not to be pushy, but I need an answer soon. Fletch and Tanfan have driven me to the end of my rope, suicide now seems to be the only way out
Lots and lots of anonymous hard core Internet pornography.

Blow your "brains" out in another way.

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Old 05-19-2008, 04:47 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Lots and lots of anonymous hard core Internet pornography.

Blow your "brains" out in another way.


Just make sure you watch out for the very spooky ghost. . .I hear it leaves you covered in ecto-plasm.


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Old 05-19-2008, 04:56 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Lots and lots of anonymous hard core Internet pornography.

Blow your "brains" out in another way.

But I've already done that today and now my son is following me around so I can't.

Death seems to be my only outlet at this point.

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Old 05-19-2008, 04:57 PM   #109 (permalink)
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(Now let me know if the 19 year old has any hot friends )

Or better yet, let me know if you go down the path of the 19 year old, Arch .
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:58 PM   #110 (permalink)
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In the SEC I don't see them as being the East Champs...and yeah I'm sure that'll piss the Dawg fans off.

So who's going to win the East?
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:05 PM   #111 (permalink)
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So who's going to win the East?

Tennessee again? Florida?
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Old 05-19-2008, 06:29 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Or better yet, let me know if you go down the path of the 19 year old, Arch .

On that road tonight, just got the text message about 30 minutes ago for later tonight after she gets off of work. Nice belated birthday present for this 44 year old. What a way to pre-empt any sort of mid-life crisis before it begins.
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:09 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:13 PM   #114 (permalink)
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What does UPS do with your packages when you aren't home to receive them? I got a note on my door the other day saying it was the "final attempt" at delivery. They wouldn't leave it b/c it required a signature. Where's my stuff?
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:21 PM   #115 (permalink)
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What does UPS do with your packages when you aren't home to receive them? I got a note on my door the other day saying it was the "final attempt" at delivery. They wouldn't leave it b/c it required a signature. Where's my stuff?
at a postcard room at the hub your delivery stuff is in.

If its a 3rd attempt it probably on its way back to the shipper. Call em up
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:46 AM   #116 (permalink)
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It's at UPS. You'll have to go there to sign for it.
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Old 05-28-2008, 01:56 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Should find out by Wednesday whether you ar right or not. Stay tuned!
Find out yet? I want to see if that old wives' tale is accurate.
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:08 PM   #118 (permalink)
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Why do men like women to dress sexy, then once they're dating them think they shouldn't anymore?
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:16 PM   #119 (permalink)
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So you can see the goods before you bid, and so other's can't once you have.
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:19 PM   #120 (permalink)
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