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Old 05-16-2008, 11:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I talked to Kosmo...since he's not going to post this summer he's ceded the responsibility of the "Ask...." threads to me.

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Old 05-16-2008, 11:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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2 series. They will continue to rue the day they broke up the chemistry in the clubhouse.

Now with players not taking HGH...Cabrerra and Renteria shrink to look like a strung out Nook Logan.
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Can you post pics of the 2 pierced girls who were rubbing against each other and got stuck "down there?"
I didn't have time to work a camera. But I do have some other pics.

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Old 05-16-2008, 11:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Can you post pics of the 2 pierced girls who were rubbing against each other and got stuck "down there?"

But only if they're twins please. It would put a whole new twist on the "conjoined twins" thing for me.
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:28 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I didn't have time to work a camera. But I do have some other pics.

Follow up question: can I get a PM of them?
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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PM me your email...I'll send some.
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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when you have sex with a pierced goat, is it better to do it at the edge of a body of water so it pushes back better?
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Should gas stations allow you to pump first then pay inside, on one side of the pump, and not the other side of the same pump?
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
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when you have sex with a pierced goat, is it better to do it at the edge of a body of water so it pushes back better?
Yes. Just make sure that the goat isn't on loose gravel. Losing your grip might cause it to kick and you don't want that.
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:33 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Should gas stations allow you to pump first then pay inside, on one side of the pump, and not the other side of the same pump?
I find it's easier to dupe an old lady into paying for both pumps. That way she thinks you are doing her a favor and you can fill up on her credit card.

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Old 05-16-2008, 11:34 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I find it's easier to dupe an old lady into paying for both pumps. That way she thinks you are doing her a favor and you can fill up on her credit card.


AHHHHH...the Gigilo approach, good thought
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:46 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
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If a chick is rubbing herself while you're banging her and her fingernails are scratching your johnson, do you say anything? I'm assuming she would be embarrassed about it and stop rubbing, leaving you with more work to get her off. What's your take on this situation? Just endure the annoying johnson scratching?
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Old 05-16-2008, 12:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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If a chick is rubbing herself while you're banging her and her fingernails are scratching your johnson, do you say anything? I'm assuming she would be embarrassed about it and stop rubbing, leaving you with more work to get her off. What's your take on this situation? Just endure the annoying johnson scratching?
Well, when girls try something they think you'll like...telling them to stop would probably cause them to not try new things in the future.

Grab her hands with yours, and pin them behind her head. It seems like it's a sexy game and not a corrective action. Give a requisite snarl and pump away.

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Old 05-16-2008, 02:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2008, 02:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2008, 02:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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