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06-28-2008, 12:50 AM
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 #3 B.J. Cunningham
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Thanks loobis. I just spit tea all over my notebook..
I'm in the middle of studying for an Econ final so I took a little break. I saw this in loobis's signature (by the way, who the hell is loobis?). No ****--and I have never done this before--I took a drink as I was reading one and I spit tea all over my desk. I tried to get it back into the mug but it was such a powerful spray that it went over the mug and onto everything.
I like to rip on Family Circus. The Accessible Family Circus
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"If you lose to Michigan, it's the worst feeling in America."
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--Sugar Sweet Pete McGrain
There is nothing wrong with America that can't be cured by what's right with America.
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06-28-2008, 01:11 AM
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Zeke the Wonderdog
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I am loobis.
When I saw this title, I figured someone had started another *Your Username Here* thread.
My original plan was to force myself to do a new one every day, but I've been slacking off. I need to get back on it. I had actually thought about pulling it from my sig, but I'm glad I didn't.
Ha. Sorry about your notebook. Which one caused the spitting?
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06-28-2008, 01:29 AM
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This one killed me.
"My middle finger has a color. It's a slightly lighter shade of **** off."
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"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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06-28-2008, 01:41 AM
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loobis - this is the one that made me laugh the hardest..
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Originally Posted by Loki
This one killed me.
"My middle finger has a color. It's a slightly lighter shade of **** off." |
But oddly enough--and I'm blaming it on lack of sleep--it was 'So I don't have the logistics worked out yet, but if Jeffy is volunteering to be locked in the house with a mountain lion, I am willing to make this project a priority. Let me make a few calls.' Something about 'So I don't have the logistics worked out yet....' hit me hard and I blew it out. The others on the page were funnier, but that one was the perfect storm.
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People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
"If you lose to Michigan, it's the worst feeling in America."
--Tom Izzo
Games are won in three places:
1) In the film room
2) On the court
3) On the message boards.
--Sugar Sweet Pete McGrain
There is nothing wrong with America that can't be cured by what's right with America.
--spartanmike17
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06-28-2008, 02:53 AM
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Why is Dolly having breakfast at the Jetson's? Why does she appear to be drinking a cup of coffee when she's only 5 years old? These are questions that could only be answered by the artist. Then again, since he just created The Weakest Panel In The History Of Comics, I wouldn't be expecting too much logic from his answers. There is no way that he put any thought into today's comic. I pity him for publishing it, but I guess it's nice that someone so stupid and unfunny is able to make a living by crapping out stuff like this.
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People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
"If you lose to Michigan, it's the worst feeling in America."
--Tom Izzo
Games are won in three places:
1) In the film room
2) On the court
3) On the message boards.
--Sugar Sweet Pete McGrain
There is nothing wrong with America that can't be cured by what's right with America.
--spartanmike17
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06-28-2008, 02:55 AM
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Because that makes no ****ing sense, Billy. And why does it look like your head is on backwards? God, you suck at everything, with your backwards-y head and poor grasp of numbers.
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People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
"If you lose to Michigan, it's the worst feeling in America."
--Tom Izzo
Games are won in three places:
1) In the film room
2) On the court
3) On the message boards.
--Sugar Sweet Pete McGrain
There is nothing wrong with America that can't be cured by what's right with America.
--spartanmike17
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06-28-2008, 04:58 PM
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06-29-2008, 01:17 PM
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Why would God do that? For the same reason he let your father's retarded spoo knock me up on a drunken night in college. Because sometimes he's a cruel, cruel bastard.
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I love the offhand comments about the hot mom and her cans in some of the panels.
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06-29-2008, 01:27 PM
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This one actually made me laugh out loud.
When Billy is feeling saucy, he likes to eat his pumpkin pie while laying down on the dining room table. It makes him feel even naughtier to make another pumpkin watch him eat it. Billy is a deviant. |
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06-29-2008, 02:29 PM
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06-29-2008, 03:05 PM
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Seriously, this blog is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I'm crying-laughing here.
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06-29-2008, 05:58 PM
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Thanks a lot, man. I really appreciate it. My friends read it and think it's funny, but it's better to hear it from someone objective.
If more people started reading it, I wonder how long it would take for Keane to try to shut me down. That would be awesome.
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06-30-2008, 11:55 PM
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If more people started reading it, I wonder how long it would take for Keane to try to shut me down. That would be awesome.
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Don't worry. According to what I found on Wikipedia, he's almost dead anyway.
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People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
"If you lose to Michigan, it's the worst feeling in America."
--Tom Izzo
Games are won in three places:
1) In the film room
2) On the court
3) On the message boards.
--Sugar Sweet Pete McGrain
There is nothing wrong with America that can't be cured by what's right with America.
--spartanmike17
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07-01-2008, 12:24 AM
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07-01-2008, 01:22 AM
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07-01-2008, 01:28 AM
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Billy likes football, hockey, skateboarding, fishing, shooting authentic Native American arrows, (I'm not going to guess what the sock is for), weightlifting, good ol' fashioned checkers, messy rooms, and excuses. We get it, Keane. He's an All American Boy. Homophobic much?
Foxbat's note: Anyone else notice that Keane drew the checkerboard as an 8x10? Wow I hate him so much |
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07-01-2008, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Foxbat
Billy likes football, hockey, skateboarding, fishing, shooting authentic Native American arrows, (I'm not going to guess what the sock is for), weightlifting, good ol' fashioned checkers, messy rooms, and excuses. We get it, Keane. He's an All American Boy. Homophobic much?
Foxbat's note: Anyone else notice that Keane drew the checkerboard as an 8x10? Wow I hate him so much
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nice catch
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07-01-2008, 07:45 AM
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Zeke the Wonderdog
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Foxbat's note: Anyone else notice that Keane drew the checkerboard as an 8x10? Wow I hate him so much
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Yeah, awesome catch. I didn't notice that. That's the great thing about Family Circus. 5 different people will come up with 5 different (equally valid) reasons why it sucks. It's like a Rorschach Test of suck.
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07-01-2008, 08:33 AM
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Great stuff. Props to loobis for giving me something entertaining to do instead of working.
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07-02-2008, 12:29 PM
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BUMP for the weekday crowd.
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07-02-2008, 12:38 PM
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