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Pablo Fanque · 08-23-2008, 11:01 PM

Just because a beach is made of sand doesn't mean that it is your ashtray!

If you're gonna smoke on the MF'ing beach, stub out your smoke in the sand and then put it in a bag to be thrown out or taken home w/you.

Also, if you have a great body and you are 60, you still might want to shave a bit on the sides of your bikini line.

caspper69 · 08-23-2008, 11:09 PM

InTenSity · 08-23-2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo Fanque

Just because a beach is made of sand doesn't mean that it is your ashtray!

If you're gonna smoke on the MF'ing beach, stub out your smoke in the sand and then put it in a bag to be thrown out or taken home w/you.

Also, if you have a great body and you are 60, you still might want to shave a bit on the sides of your bikini line.

Cym Jim · 08-23-2008, 11:36 PM

Why do you think they put sand in those ashtrays outside of buildings?

Hums75 · 08-24-2008, 03:00 AM

Cigarette butts that end up in the water frequently KILL marine life.

P Rob · 08-24-2008, 03:02 AM

Sounds like you got some sand in your vag, pablo.

haveacigar535 · 08-24-2008, 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Hums75

Cigarette butts that end up in the water frequently KILL marine life.

sharks in the water frequently kill marine life. boo hoo.

One Eyed Jack · 08-24-2008, 03:13 AM

Jesus H...I don't smoke any more, but smokers are treated like second class citizens now. Can't smoke in buildings, airports, BARS, (or even designated areas)
or 15 bloody feet from buildings...

I understand not smoking in all buildings but bars, but when folks start complaining about smokers outside of these places, I have no sympathy for them. How 'bout folks stop being f-in pansies and live with the fact that some people have an unfortunate addiction.

haveacigar535 · 08-24-2008, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by One Eyed Jack

Jesus H...I don't smoke any more, but smokers are treated like second class citizens now. Can't smoke in buildings, airports, BARS, (or even designated areas) and 15 bloody feet from buildings...

I understand not smoking in all buildings but bars, but when folks start complaining about smokers outside of these places, I have no sympathy for them. How 'bout folks stop being f-in pansies and live with the some fact that folks have an unfortunate addiction.

But, but, but, I had to walk through a CLOUD of smoke for TWO seconds on my way to work today! I had to walk past a SMOKER, and I smelled SMOKE! Don't you know how awful that is? I'm going to get 15 kinds of cancer and die tomorrow all because of that cloud of smoke.

IzzoGirl · 08-24-2008, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by One Eyed Jack

Jesus H...I don't smoke any more, but smokers are treated like second class citizens now. Can't smoke in buildings, airports, BARS, (or even designated areas)
or 15 bloody feet from buildings...

I understand not smoking in all buildings but bars, but when folks start complaining about smokers outside of these places, I have no sympathy for them. How 'bout folks stop being f-in pansies and live with the fact that some folks have an unfortunate addiction.

He didn't say don't smoke, he said don't leave your cig butt on the beach. I don't think that's too much to ask.

RonBurgundy · 08-24-2008, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by IzzoGirl

He didn't say don't smoke, he said don't leave your cig butt on the beach. I don't think that's too much to ask.

maybe they are trying to help the environment, cigarette butts are biodegradable, whereas if they are going to store and carry the butt, they will likely be putting in a non-biodegradable plastic bag. so how about you all stop being selfish and think about the environment the next time you're complaining about a cigarette butt.

Left_Of_The_Dial · 08-24-2008, 04:16 AM

I don't go whining to the forum whenever I find a McDonald's wrapper lying out in some parking lot.

Nothing wrong with some bush peeking its head into the neighbors yard either IMO. Gives a man something to think about when he's at the beach with his family.

Pablo Fanque · 08-24-2008, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by One Eyed Jack

...but when folks start complaining about smokers outside of these places...

Your reading comprehension sucks. I didn't complain about smokers smoking outside. I complained about them throwing their cigarette butts all over the ****ing beach. Why is it ok for them to do that, but not ok for me to throw gum wrappers and doritos bags all over the beach?

CoSpartan · 08-24-2008, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RonBurgundy

maybe they are trying to help the environment, cigarette butts are biodegradable, whereas if they are going to store and carry the butt, they will likely be putting in a non-biodegradable plastic bag. so how about you all stop being selfish and think about the environment the next time you're complaining about a cigarette butt.

The cigarette butts produced by dumb ass smokers are not biogradable.

Cigarette Litter --Biodegradable?

Pablo Fanque · 08-24-2008, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by IzzoGirl

He didn't say don't smoke, he said don't leave your cig butt on the beach. I don't think that's too much to ask.

if it were a few cigarette butts i wouldn't have even brought it up.

ck out sterling state park. there are tens of thousands of cigarette butts on the beach and picnic areas. it makes the place look like complete ****.

Chewy Goodness · 08-24-2008, 08:39 AM

keep smoking...keeps us lawyers and spouses of doctors in business...

Gotham_Spartan · 08-24-2008, 08:42 AM

Smoking in public is much like going to the bathroom in public: it's dirty; it smells bad; and it's unhealthy for everyone around.

Where did these poor unfortunate addicts acquire the "right" to drop their butts wherever they want? Every time I see a butt on the street or anywhere else other than an ashtray I become more and more anti-smoking AND anti-smoker. When they grow up and get considerate about where they put their butts, I'll consider becoming considerate of them but not until.

sfsd · 08-24-2008, 08:53 AM

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Where did these poor unfortunate addicts acquire the "right" to drop their butts wherever they want?

Gee, I don't know...perhaps the 500-plus years of tobacco smoking in this country?

Chewy Goodness · 08-24-2008, 08:54 AM

we should go Singapore on them...

Spyke · 08-24-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pablo Fanque

Your reading comprehension sucks. I didn't complain about smokers smoking outside. I complained about them throwing their cigarette butts all over the ****ing beach. Why is it ok for them to do that, but not ok for me to throw gum wrappers and doritos bags all over the beach?

I also hate it when people throw there cigarette butts out of their car windows while stopped at traffic lights (this has nothing to do with their smoking annoying me b/c I don't smell it and has everything to do with the fact that they treat the entire world like their own ashtray).

Seriously, you're in a ******'n car--you have your own ashtray within arm's reach--and you still throw your cigarette butt outside (and if you claim you don't like the smell of it in your own car, then you have no right to complain when the nonsmoking world tells you not to smoke anywhere near them).

tenaciousb · 08-24-2008, 10:12 AM

with all the homophobia on this board, this thread title could have been a WHOLE other topic

Pablo Fanque · 08-24-2008, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Spyke

I also hate it when people throw there cigarette butts out of their car windows while stopped at traffic lights (this has nothing to do with their smoking annoying me b/c I don't smell it and has everything to do with the fact that they treat the entire world like their own ashtray).

Look at the ground next to any busy interstate exit. Whenever I stop at the Ford Rd. I-275 exit in Canton, I notice THOUSANDS of cigarette butts all over the shoulder and in the grass. They don't seem to be degrading very quickly. It looks dirty.

sfsd · 08-24-2008, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Pablo Fanque

Look at the ground next to any busy interstate exit. Whenever I stop at the Ford Rd. I-275 exit in Canton, I notice THOUSANDS of cigarette butts all over the shoulder and in the grass. They don't seem to be degrading very quickly. It looks dirty.

Yes, and I'm sure this is much, much worse than the thousands of pounds of nonbiodegradable plastic you yourself contribute to landfills every year, champ.

Pablo Fanque · 08-24-2008, 10:44 AM

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Yes, and I'm sure this is much, much worse than the thousands of pounds of nonbiodegradable plastic you yourself contribute to landfills every year, champ.

That's what landfills are for, champ.

I suppose the difference between putting trash in a landfill and on the side of the road is lost on you.