Tsing Tao beer tastes like ass

[Pablo Fanque]

Originally Posted by Jim Shorts

I'm too lazy to search for the thread, but some jackass posted that this was the best beer for the money out there.

[Da Chocolate Monk]

To be fair, I suspect there are different flavors of ass. Sweaty hot cheerleader-moaning-your-name ass may taste entirely differently than say, Prison cell mate toss-my-salad-bitch ass.

[MHockeyFan]

Originally Posted by Chitown_Badger

sapporo probably would have been a better choice.

That or Boddingtons

[Mr. Tanfan]

Originally Posted by pulling69

Are you in the habit of tasting ass to be able to compare it to other things

You beat me to this. I personally do not know what ass tastes like.

[TK421]

Originally Posted by spartankeith

For whatever reason, when I have had Tsing Tao in the U.S. it is likely to be skunked, which may have been the problem. I think it is pretty enjoyable but it is better fresh.

Agree. Tsing Tao in China = good. Tsing Tao in US = crap.

[Kurt Sexington]

Originally Posted by Pablo Fanque

Chinese Tsing Tao is some of the best beer for the money in the world.

[Pablo Fanque]

Originally Posted by Kurt Sexington

Chinese Tsing Tao is some of the best beer for the money in the world.

Well, I ain't in China.

I'm in Michigan and this stuff was lame.

[Chitown_Badger]

Originally Posted by Pablo Fanque

Well, I ain't in China.

I'm in Michigan and this stuff was lame.

[Kurt Sexington]

Originally Posted by Pablo Fanque

Well, I ain't in China.

I'm in Michigan and this stuff was lame.

I recall the original discussion being about the best beer for the cost in the world. Youre right though, Ameircan Tsing Tao is crappy, just like American Guinness tastes like licking old pennies, which interestingly enough is exactly the taste of...uh, never mind.

[SpartanJT]

Originally Posted by Da Chocolate Monk

To be fair, I suspect there are different flavors of ass. Sweaty hot cheerleader-moaning-your-name ass may taste entirely differently than say, Prison cell mate toss-my-salad-bitch ass.

Fresh-out-of-the-shower-clean ass tastes the best.

[fhionnlaigh]

FWIW, Tsing Tao is MUCH better fresh from the brewery. We were in Qingdao (Tsing Tao) last summer for a couple of days and got to tour it. Haven't tried the stuff they export here, though, so can't compare.

[ninowesco]

decent beer

[MSUtopia]

Originally Posted by Da Chocolate Monk

To be fair, I suspect there are different flavors of ass. Sweaty hot cheerleader-moaning-your-name ass may taste entirely differently than say, Prison cell mate toss-my-salad-bitch ass.

At last someone with a truly analytic intelligence.

[ROK Spartans]

I'm sorry but I travel to China a couple of times a year and, despite the 25 cents a quart price, I can say with absolute certainty that Tsing Tao is terrible. And, having lived in Asia for 4 years, traveling to almost every country, I believe all Asian beers taste miserable. What the hell do Asians know about making beer or drinking it for that matter? The people over here believe sweet wine less than a year old is the best and drink it like they're playing a game of flip cup at a frat party. I don’t know how many times I have been at an expensive business dinner and witnessed $200 bottles of wine being chugged in “one shot” style and the drinker exclaiming that it is not sweet enough. Ugh, these people have no alcohol sense having been raised on dollar a bottle fire water that has to be taken in shots because you dare not taste it.

[ninowesco]

Originally Posted by ROK Spartans

I'm sorry but I travel to China a couple of times a year and, despite the 25 cents a quart price, I can say with absolute certainty that Tsing Tao is terrible. And, having lived in Asia for 4 years, traveling to almost every country, I believe all Asian beers taste miserable. What the hell do Asians know about making beer or drinking it for that matter? The people over here believe sweet wine less than a year old is the best and drink it like they're playing a game of flip cup at a frat party. I don’t know how many times I have been at an expensive business dinner and witnessed $200 bottles of wine being chugged in “one shot” style and the drinker exclaiming that it is not sweet enough. Ugh, these people have no alcohol sense having been raised on dollar a bottle fire water that has to taken in shots because you dare not taste it.

I disagree about the beer but that was a great post

[Gary in Bradenton]

Tsing tao, tell me how my ass tastes!!!!

[Tek Jansen]

Originally Posted by Kurt Sexington

Chinese Tsing Tao is some of the best beer for the money in the world.

I thought Tsing Tao was pretty good when I was in China. Better than some of the other local stuff, and better/comparable than some of the other more international beers, like Heineken and Bud.

[VP Sarah Palin]

Originally Posted by Pablo Fanque

Glad it was only $3 for the bottle

Since you're such an expert, how DOES ass taste?

[Tek Jansen]

Originally Posted by #1

Since you're such an expert, how DOES ass taste?

Does ass cost more than $3/bottle?

[Rowdy]

Originally Posted by Boo

I'm a big fan of Lion Lager. Very smooth.

If I recall, they make a smooth imperial lager as well.

Beer snob aside: I love when I drink my Busch Light, and someone with Bud Light tells me it's like drinking water. I can't think of a beer with less flavor than B.ud Light. Don't be confused, I'll still gladly drink it. Just don't talk about anything else being watery

[Tek Jansen]

Originally Posted by Rowdy

Beer snob aside: I love when I drink my Busch Light, and someone with Bud Light tells me it's like drinking water. I can't think of a beer with less flavor than Bud Light. Don't be confused, I'll still gladly drink it.

I'm not a snob, but I agree with this statement.

[Pablo Fanque]

Originally Posted by #1

Since you're such an expert, how DOES ass taste?

I told you, fool. Like Tsing Tao. Did you not understand the thread title?

[Tom Hagen]

I have tasted some pretty fine ass in my life. This blonde on the 4th floor of wonders rings a bell............sorry all of your folk's experiences with ass tasting has been so horrible.