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Actresses You've Fallen in Love with during a Movie?
This is not a would-you-drill-her? list. This is a, by the end of this movie, if you got the chance to smell her hair, or even a gallon of her old milk, and have her smile at you afterwards, you would weep for joy list. Or something like that. At any rate, here's my list and the movies that did me in.
Meg Ryan, City of Angels
Julie Delpy, Before Sunset
Renee Zellweger, Jerry Maguire
For the record, some of these infatuations were very short-lived. But that's beside the point.
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Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
This is not a would-you-drill-her? list. This is a, by the end of this movie, if you got the chance to smell her hair, or even a gallon of her old milk, and have her smile at you afterwards, you would weep for joy list. Or something like that. At any rate, here's my list and the movies that did me in.
Meg Ryan, City of Angels
Julie Delpy, Before Sunset
Renee Zellweger, Jerry Maguire
For the record, some of these infatuations were very short-lived. But that's beside the point.
In other words, you "fell in love" with a character played by an actress. Dude, that's wrong.
No, I've never had any infatuations with any actress. If they showed their boobies in the movie, that was good enough for me. Anyways, you do realize that they're all just diva beyotches in real life, don't you? I know because I see the National Enquirer headlines in the check out lanes
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In other words, you "fell in love" with a character played by an actress. Dude, that's wrong.
No, I've never had any infatuations with any actress. If they showed their boobies in the movie, that was good enough for me. Anyways, you do realize that they're all just diva beyotches in real life, don't you? I know because I see the National Enquirer headlines in the check out lanes
Well, falling in love with characters in movies does have its downside. Your love is almost always unrequited. Go figure.
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Madchen Amick, the psycho bich wife in Dream Lover. It probably would not have been a healthy relationship.
I think I'd have a hard time having a relationship with anyone named "Madchen". Madchen? WTF kinda name is that? The first thing that I'd think of is "madchicken", which is too close to "michicken", which is too close to 'meechegan'.
No, I'd don't think it would be a healthy relationship.
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The twin girls in the original "Parent Trap". Well, actually, it was just one girl, (Haley something, I think) but she was my first on-screen . And before you accuse me of being a perv, I was like 10 when I first saw the movie.
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I think I'd have a hard time having a relationship with anyone named "Madchen". Madchen? WTF kinda name is that? The first thing that I'd think of is "madchicken", which is too close to "michicken", which is too close to 'meechegan'.
No, I'd don't think it would be a healthy relationship.
As far as I know, its a German name. There's two dots over the "a" (Mädchen), making it a hard "a". Loosely translated I think it means "hot psycho bich will eff your brains out".
This has got to be one of the gayest threads ever. "Falling in love with a character in a movie", are you freaking kidding me? MSU is on the precipice of its greatest season in football in 10 years and you want to talk about falling in love with a make believe character. You are a ******.
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This has got to be one of the gayest threads ever. "Falling in love with a character in a movie", are you freaking kidding me? MSU is on the precipice of its greatest season in football in 10 years and you want to talk about falling in love with a make believe character. You are a ******.
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This has got to be one of the gayest threads ever. "Falling in love with a character in a movie", are you freaking kidding me? MSU is on the precipice of its greatest season in football in 10 years and you want to talk about falling in love with a make believe character. You are a ******.
Hey, it's only because MSU is on the verge of its greatest football season in 10 years that I'm even willing to talk about something like this. That, and the fact that Obama won. I'm in the first good mood I've been in since Clinton screwed everything up by messing around with Monica Lewinsky. When the GOPers were in power and MSU was losing, I mostly just wanted to talk about how full the world was of mindless Neanderthals like you.
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I didn't fall in love, I just wanted to bang the ever living s*** out of her.
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