A Few Of The Many Reasons Christmas Vaction Is The Awesomest Holiday Movie Ever

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Reason #1: The Clark and Eddie Dynamic
Ellen: “What are you looking at?”
Clark: “Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… an ******* in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer…”

Reason #4: The Bimbo at the Department Store Counter
We can safely say she was the culprit behind several “secret” loads of laundry we had to do in the early 90’s.
Clark: “‘Tis the season to be merry.”
Mary: “That’s my name.”
Clark: “No ****.”

Reason #5: Cousin Eddie’s Black Dickey Under a White Sweater
We’ve tried to replicate this look for multiple holiday parties. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to score a turtleneck dickey.

Reason #7: The Breakdown Speech
“Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where’s the Tylenol?”