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07-03-2009, 01:02 AM
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Another Celebrity Death...
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Kool-aid man dead at 30. Oh Yeah.
The Kool-Aid man’s life was emptied out as he passed away last night. He was found with a cracked skull. A red substance, possibly blood, was found stained on the carpet. Investigators have brought in Gatorade and Powerade in for questioning.
He was 30.
“He was a very sweet man”, his out-of-this-world-wife, Tang, remembered. “He always had a smile on his face, and kids loved him. He was, well, also quite good in…well, 'oh yeah.'”
Before his work with children, the Kool-Aid man was a great pitcher for the Crimson Tide. “He always left batters in a dust”, his manager Band Aid recalled. “His positive attitude about the clubhouse was great. He couldn’t turn down an interview or anything. He never spoke badly of me and if he was asked to do something, he would do it without hesitation.”
Quite the yes-man, the Kool-Aid man always had a bit of a mysterious flavor to his life, spending much of his life basking in the Capri Sun, with his ex-girlfriend, exotic dancer Sunny Delight. However, the Kool-Aid man’s addiction to “the white stuff” led to his demise. He was arrested and spent 30 days in jail with 500 hours of community service for unlawful breaking and entering. There were many court settlements that he had to pay for his damage to others’ homes and structural integrities. The life was sucked out of him.
Investigators suggested that the Kool-Aid man had been using this powdery substance prior to his death, and as a result of his use, he passed out and suffered his fatal wound. Investigators also mourned for his death, but must sorely admit that he was one delicious son of a pitch.
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Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
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07-03-2009, 01:06 AM
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I would have run through a brick wall for that guy.
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07-03-2009, 01:06 AM
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OH NO!
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07-03-2009, 01:12 AM
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I would have run through a brick wall for that guy.
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Eh, I don't know. The dude was pretty full of himself...
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07-03-2009, 01:14 AM
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Eh, I don't know. The dude was pretty full of himself...
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07-03-2009, 01:23 AM
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Wow. That's the pun that is one too many?
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Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
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07-03-2009, 01:25 AM
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Wow. That's the pun that is one too many?
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 Tough crowd.
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07-03-2009, 01:27 AM
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I expect he'd be red in the face if he learned that you have a law blog.
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Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
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07-03-2009, 01:42 AM
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someone just died, you guys need to Kool it
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I hear ya. But then again...it always seemed like he was spouting off on people. I heard he died pour too...
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When the heat is on, some coaches lie (Charlie Weis), others slap themselves (John L.), and others cry (D Rod, Dick Vermeil.)
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07-03-2009, 01:43 AM
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Wow. That's the pun that is one too many?
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I think it's a great pun, I just felt like responding with that emoticon though
I definitely chuckled at it.
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07-03-2009, 01:43 AM
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Moderators take a lot of abuse. This should be great training for when I'm a lawyer.
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07-03-2009, 01:54 AM
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Reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exaggerated! 
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07-03-2009, 08:52 AM
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07-03-2009, 08:59 AM
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he was dead to me when he stopped making the lime flavor
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07-04-2009, 02:46 PM
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I always thought that this crime was misunderstood.
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Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
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07-04-2009, 03:10 PM
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YouTube - Kool-aid man(Family guy)
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07-04-2009, 04:29 PM
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His wife Tang must have been a lot older than him. I heard she kind of groupie around the Apollo astronauts and that was almost 40 years ago.
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07-04-2009, 05:05 PM
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His wife Tang must have been a lot older than him. I heard she kind of groupie around the Apollo astronauts and that was almost 40 years ago.
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I know her! She dropped her given name of Poon and went with her middle name. Odd. Anyway, she's definitely a slut. A little liquid and she spread all over.
I'll feel dirty taking part in this Where the hell is AM Wood? He has to have something better than us.
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07-04-2009, 05:15 PM
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His sugar count was abnormally high.
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07-04-2009, 05:23 PM
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Looks like his days of pounding girls in the ass are over.
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