Bump when your wife starts acting like a B_____ thread

[Da Chocolate Monk]

Originally Posted by AvgMSUJoe

bump.

Why is it like pulling teeth... when i would do it for her in a second.

I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Owen Wilsons Nose]

bump

[teamdiscoverychannel]

Originally Posted by Owen Wilson's Nose

bump

story?

[Owen Wilsons Nose]

Originally Posted by teamdiscoverychannel

story?

Wife has a friend. I may have mentioned that said friend is . Wife turns .

[Dr. Strangelove]

Originally Posted by Owen Wilson's Nose

Wife has a friend. I may have mentioned that said friend is . Wife turns .

So a threesome is out of the question?

[El Conquistador]

Originally Posted by Owen Wilson's Nose

Wife has a friend. I may have mentioned that said friend is . Wife turns .

This is why I stay away from conversing with women unless the conversation is aimed at getting laid.

[Owen Wilsons Nose]

Originally Posted by El Conquistador

This is why I stay away from conversing with women unless the conversation is aimed at getting laid.

[Dark Mantonio]

I love this thread. You married guys need to remember to bump with stories when the time comes.

[Sleeping Giant]

bump

[Pablo Fanque]

8 pages of GUYS being victims of women. The RCMB has hit a new low.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Originally Posted by Pablo Fanque

8 pages of GUYS being victims of women. The RCMB has hit a new low.

Not all victimhood - I'm following Big Doug's example and getting a divorce.

[Pablo Fanque]

Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove

Not all victimhood - I'm following Big Doug's example and getting a divorce.

Taking the bull by horns, eh?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Originally Posted by Pablo Fanque

Taking the bull by horns, eh?

You know that scene at the end of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade? I think he was talking about me.



He chose poorly.

[Venomous Green Duck]

Bump

This is like the fourth weekend in a row we have fought. I'll bet our whole apartment building hears us! The first time was even 3 in the morning!



Sorry, this was a copycat response, sorry Negotiator

[Handbanana]

Bump. Just had a 45 minute lecture on:

1) I didn't completely close the cap to the Zyrtec. Moisture may have seeped in.

2) I forgot to put the stopper/strainer thing in the side kitchen sink.

3) I left coffee spots on the counter.

[Mr. Tanfan]

Originally Posted by Ybob

Right now I'm trying to figure out if my g/f will stay the course she is on or if she'll turn into some crazy psycho like one of these guys wife's. I don't know. I'm scared.

take it from me. They are all the same. They are irrational nutcases at times. You literally will hate them. Then you love them again. So, if your are stupid enough to get married, marry the best looking woman you can get. You are more inclined to put up with their crap if they are easy on the eyes. A 5 or a 7 will still act the same. Kate goslin is an extreme example, but they will eventually turn into control freaks after you have kids. They won't want sex as often, so if you marry a hottie you can always skull eff her while she sleeps.

[Negotiator]

Retroactive bump for Big Doug

[Mr. Tanfan]

Originally Posted by jjsparty

Count me in. My post count could double it no time. What I put up with just because she is hot . It must be that time of the month ... we must remember to not get sucked into the chaos.

Realize it only gets worse after marriage and kids. Teenage girls are an effing riot. I wish I had fiddy of them. Even tempered and wonderful to be around.

[Izzomsu]

bump

[Rule Spartannia]

OK, I've resisted this thread for a long time, but ...

My mother-in-law is at my house -- again. I asked my wife the other night if she realized how much time her mother has spent at our house in 2009. Fifteen weeks. Fifteen. Weeks. Fif. ****ing. Teen.

I generally get along with my mother-in-law pretty well -- mostly because I bite my tongue and choke down the rage that threatens to make my head explode each and every day. But the mother-in-law is subject for a totally different thread.

The point is, my wife, whom I love dearly and who is generally fun and pleasant, turns into a horrible, evil, hyper-critical, totally irrational bitch whenever her mother is around. It might be a competition thing -- her dad hasn't done anything right in about 45 years, as far as I can tell -- but I don't even recognize my wife for days on end when her mother is here.

Just a sample of things I did wrong on Wednesday:

1) I had put the oven mitt on the same hook as the spatula, so she had to move it to use the spatula. This was a major problem.

2) I didn't notice that her mother had used the last of the paper towels and didn't get a new roll down from on top of the fridge. My wife is too short to reach, which is also apparently my fault. This blow-up took place about five minutes after I walked in from work, so I wasn't even there when the paper towels ran out.

3) I let our 4-year-old take his fuzzy bathrobe off because he was too hot. This upset Nana, who is convinced that the kids will freeze to death despite the fact that she has turned the heat up to 80. My wife took her side, even though the poor kid was all sweaty.

4) The dog keeps staring at her. Again, my fault.

5) I took said dog for a walk and came back two hours later smelling of cigar smoke. It might have made things worse when I told her that if I had thought of taking the whole box, I might have been gone a week.

I have another week of these pleasantries. Pray for me, my married brothers!

[Dr. Strangelove]

Originally Posted by Rule Spartannia

OK, I've resisted this thread for a long time, but ...

My mother-in-law is at my house -- again. I asked my wife the other night if she realized how much time her mother has spent at our house in 2009. Fifteen weeks. Fifteen. Weeks. Fif. ****ing. Teen.

I have another week of these pleasantries. Pray for me, my married brothers!

Jeebus. I'm sorry for you. I know full well as a soon to be divorced man that the nookie train doesn't leave the station much when her mom is visiting and combine that with you already being married and having a 4 year old......

Thank god for Internet porn is all I'm saying

[jdmapes]

Bump. Never work with your wife.

[Voodoo76]

Originally Posted by Rule Spartannia

Just a sample of things I did wrong on Wednesday:

1) I had put the oven mitt on the same hook as the spatula, so she had to move it to use the spatula. This was a major problem.

Mrs. RS: How many years have you lived in this house, and you still don't know where the oven mitt goes? If I would have known you were such a slob we would never have gotten married!

RS: Sorry honey, I'll try to put it on the right hook next time.

[Pablo Fanque]

Originally Posted by Rule Spartannia

OK, I've resisted this thread for a long time, but ...

My mother-in-law is at my house -- again. I asked my wife the other night if she realized how much time her mother has spent at our house in 2009. Fifteen weeks. Fifteen. Weeks. Fif. ****ing. Teen.

I generally get along with my mother-in-law pretty well -- mostly because I bite my tongue and choke down the rage that threatens to make my head explode each and every day. But the mother-in-law is subject for a totally different thread.

The point is, my wife, whom I love dearly and who is generally fun and pleasant, turns into a horrible, evil, hyper-critical, totally irrational bitch whenever her mother is around. It might be a competition thing -- her dad hasn't done anything right in about 45 years, as far as I can tell -- but I don't even recognize my wife for days on end when her mother is here.

Just a sample of things I did wrong on Wednesday:

1) I had put the oven mitt on the same hook as the spatula, so she had to move it to use the spatula. This was a major problem.

2) I didn't notice that her mother had used the last of the paper towels and didn't get a new roll down from on top of the fridge. My wife is too short to reach, which is also apparently my fault. This blow-up took place about five minutes after I walked in from work, so I wasn't even there when the paper towels ran out.

3) I let our 4-year-old take his fuzzy bathrobe off because he was too hot. This upset Nana, who is convinced that the kids will freeze to death despite the fact that she has turned the heat up to 80. My wife took her side, even though the poor kid was all sweaty.

4) The dog keeps staring at her. Again, my fault.

5) I took said dog for a walk and came back two hours later smelling of cigar smoke. It might have made things worse when I told her that if I had thought of taking the whole box, I might have been gone a week.

I have another week of these pleasantries. Pray for me, my married brothers!

Just tell her, "I'm staying at a motel as long as your mom's here," and split.

[Rule Spartannia]

Originally Posted by Voodoo76

Mrs. RS: How many years have you lived in this house, and you still don't know where the oven mitt goes? If I would have known you were such a slob we would never have gotten married!

RS: Sorry honey, I'll try to put it on the right hook next time.

The phrase "right hook" entered my mind at the time, but in a different context.