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07-09-2009, 06:33 PM
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Eating at McDonalds: Instant Regret?
If you're like me, every time you eat McDonalds, you instantly regret it. Sometimes while you're still eating your food. Which is akin to having sex with a fat chick, and having your buddies walk in on it halfway through.
So, I decided to keep a running diary of my "dining" experience:
Degenerate Diary Presents: Eating at McDonalds | Degenerate Nation
And BTW, eating at McDonalds before a first date = playing with fire. 
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07-09-2009, 06:34 PM
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That is why I am eating at Wendy's for dinner tonight....no regrets
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07-09-2009, 06:35 PM
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I agree...it always seems like a great idea until about 5 minutes after you start eating.
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07-09-2009, 06:37 PM
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Couldn’t disagree more. Delicious has no regrets
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07-09-2009, 06:38 PM
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Toooo much salt....
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07-09-2009, 06:41 PM
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Love their breakfast sandwiches, hate their burgers.
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07-09-2009, 06:52 PM
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I understand and somewhat agree but McD cleans me out. I have to be near a toliet within 30 minutes or there is trouble. Thank you McD, you work better than Dulcolax.
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07-09-2009, 07:00 PM
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Damn skippy. Forget laxatives. Sorority girls nationwide should embrace the colon-blasting powers of McDonalds. Every time i eat there, i wind up unloading more than i took in.
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07-09-2009, 07:02 PM
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Really depends on the circumstance. Quick bite while driving somewhere? fine. As an actual meal? 
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07-09-2009, 07:04 PM
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Damn skippy. Forget laxatives. Sorority girls nationwide should embrace the colon-blasting powers of McDonalds. Every time i eat there, i wind up unloading more than i took in.
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BK works even quicker for me. 
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I absolutely love that they hate him ( ). Somebody needed to come in, crack the whip and look Michigan in the face and say get bent. He did that and I love it. |
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07-09-2009, 07:06 PM
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I think I'll get some McDonalds for dinner tonight. Thanks for the idea.
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07-09-2009, 07:13 PM
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I think I'll get some McDonalds for dinner tonight. Thanks for the idea.
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I absolutely love that they hate him ( ). Somebody needed to come in, crack the whip and look Michigan in the face and say get bent. He did that and I love it. |
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07-09-2009, 07:14 PM
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I rarely ever eat McDonalds. When I do it's normally when other people want to go there, so I regret it even before I go there. Although when I was in Columbus for the MSU/OSU game they had angus burgers there that were awesome (don't have them in Michigan for some reason). Of course I was hammered, but I didn't regret that one bit. It was tasty, and that is a rarity for McDonalds. The only other thing I occasionally enjoy is the sausage and egg Mcmuffin.
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07-09-2009, 07:15 PM
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I rarely ever eat McDonalds. When I do it's normally when other people want to go there, so I regret it even before I go there. Although when I was in Columbus for the MSU/OSU game they had angus burgers there that were awesome (don't have them in Michigan for some reason). Of course I was hammered, but I didn't regret that one bit. It was tasty, and that is a rarity for McDonalds. The only other thing I occasionally enjoy is the sausage and egg Mcmuffin. |
got angus burgers now
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07-09-2009, 07:15 PM
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Nothing better than White Castles when you need to do some Spring cleaning. Always amazes me they smell the same coming out as going down.
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07-09-2009, 07:17 PM
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got angus burgers now
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Cool, been out of Michigan for about 6 months now...plus as mentioned I rarely ever go there. Yet those angus burgers (I think I had the mushroom and swiss) are tasty. Awful for you, but at least it tastes really good. Worth it every now and then.
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07-09-2009, 07:17 PM
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I would say that Taco Bell is an instant and continuing regret to both myself and those around me.
As for McDonalds I have only ever liked their fries. Of course the ultimate fatty dream is Whopper plus McDonald's fries.
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07-09-2009, 07:18 PM
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On this note, did anyone have the guts to try the pulled pork sandwiches at White Castle? 
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07-09-2009, 07:19 PM
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Nothing better than White Castles when you need to do some Spring cleaning. Always amazes me they smell the same coming out as going down.
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 You too, eh? It amazes me how often I can smell what I have had on the way out.
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07-09-2009, 08:22 PM
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Meh, they're not good.
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Toooo much salt....
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Mmmm...salt is good.
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The smell of McDonald's whenever I go by truly makes me hurl.
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That is why I am eating at Wendy's for dinner tonight....no regrets
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The smell of McDonald's whenever I go by truly makes me hurl.
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Man, the smell is better than the taste. You must keep a lot of barf bags in your car, huh?
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